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Friday, 24 October, 2008 by MadDawg2552
                    
                    
                    
                    
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n - a bubbly potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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Quaff what? n 
                    
                    
                    
                    
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It burns! A hole appears in your stomach! Your intestines fall to the floor! 
                    
                    
                    
                    
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Eat what?
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  October 24, 2008 01:42
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
E.

That's revolting.
Wellan October 24, 2008 01:46
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
That's revolting.

F.

I guess it isn't too much worse than jackalIn Asiatic folktale, jackal provides for the lion; he scares
up game, which the lion kills and eats, and receives what is
left as reward. In stories from northern India he is
sometimes termed "minister to the king," i.e. to the lion.
From the legend that he does not kill his own food has arisen
the legend of his cowardice. Jackal's heart must never be
eaten, for instance, in the belief of peoples indigenous to
the regions where the jackal abounds. ... In Hausa Negro
folktale Jackal plays the role of sagacious judge and is
called "O Learned One of the Forest." The Bushmen say that
Jackal goes around behaving the way he does "because he is
Jackal".
        [ Funk & Wagnalls Standard Dictionary of Folklore ]

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Slowpoke October 24, 2008 01:52
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
E for Ewwww.
Looney October 24, 2008 03:13
First comment: 26 January, 2008 29 comments written
This is a case where NetHack is a lot closer to real life than Dudley's Dungeon is.
T-Jack October 24, 2008 11:49
First comment: 16 March, 2008 52 comments written
You cannibal! You will regret this!
Mordae October 24, 2008 13:58
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
At least a long worm[The crysknife] is manufactured in two forms from teeth taken
from dead sandworms. The two forms are "fixed" and "unfixed".
An unfixed knife requires proximity to a human body's
electrical field to prevent disintegration. Fixed knives
are treated for storage. All are about 20 centimeters long.
        [ Dune, by Frank Herbert ]

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Wonderer October 24, 2008 15:08
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
This could have been really ugly if Fido had been around.
Jackal Lantern October 27, 2008 05:58
First comment: 24 June, 2008 24 comments written
Sick, but funny sick.
Antheridium October 27, 2008 17:51
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
This gives me the creeps.
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