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Dudley's dungeon -- Monday, 20 October, 2008

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Monday, 20 October, 2008 by Soluphobe
The lurkerThese dungeon scavengers are very adept at blending into the
surrounding walls and ceilings of the dungeon due to the
stone-like coloring of their skin.

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above thouroughly digests you! /-\ |@| \-/
@ "Well, here I am getting digested again."
Wands               
f - a curved wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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t - a glass wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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N - a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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Y - a forked wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Tools r - a blessed credit card (1 of 2)
@ "I should have ID'd these wands, but I guess I have to break them out now.
What do you want to 
zap [ftNY or ?*] f  
                    
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@ "Come on... Come on..."
The trapperThe trapper is a creature which has evolved a chameleon-like
ability to blend into the dungeon surroundings. It captures
its prey by remaining very still and blending into the
surrounding dungeon features, until an unsuspecting creature
passes by. It wraps itself around its prey and digests it.

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totally digests you! /-\ | | \-/
f - a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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polymorph t - a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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locking N - a cursed wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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Y - a blessed wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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of nothing (1 of 2)
@ "I can't wait to see the tombstone for this one."
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   /   REST IN   \  
  /     PEACE     \ 
 /                 \
 |     Dudley      |
 |    killed by a  |
 |      new t      |
 |    *  *  *      |
 /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\//|
@ "Oh, yes. Very clever."


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Average rating: Excellent
Number of ratings: 36

Comments

Fredil October 20, 2008 00:10
First comment: 17 April, 2008 26 comments written
Dudley
Eaten by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Excellent :)
Fredil October 20, 2008 00:10
First comment: 17 April, 2008 26 comments written
Dudley
Eaten by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Excellent :)
Quint Sakugarne October 20, 2008 01:09
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Facepalm.

Win. So much win.

Wow. Just wow.

Excellent.
Slowpoke October 20, 2008 01:13
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Excellen t.
Wonderer October 20, 2008 01:38
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
You feel like a new t!
You totally dig this Dudley strip.

Gadora October 20, 2008 01:52
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
I can't decide whether to laugh or groan.
Wellan October 20, 2008 04:34
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
That was amazing.
Antheridium October 20, 2008 04:50
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Nice to see there are still new t ideas to be explored.
Salisian October 20, 2008 06:51
First comment: 2 April, 2007 8 comments written
Brillian t
Eskimo October 20, 2008 07:45
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Perfect.
Ctheiz October 20, 2008 08:16
First comment: 16 September, 2008 2 comments written
Magnificent. I agree entirely with what Antheridium said.
SomeoneElse October 20, 2008 14:14
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
Hah. Wow.
eue October 20, 2008 15:27
First comment: 17 October, 2008 7 comments written
A nice take on the death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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by new t.
Mordae October 20, 2008 15:56
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
Mmm, soupy Dudley makes tasty newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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bait! Even with typos, this is an instant classic.
gneek October 20, 2008 16:36
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
That was amazing.
New Hakwes October 20, 2008 18:00
First comment: 20 October, 2008 1 comments written
I would feel bad if I rated this anything other then Excellent. But because I don't think it is excellent (merely good), I won't rate at all.

It is a good joke though, original and all that. I just don't feel that it is worth excellent.
One October 20, 2008 19:35
First comment: 13 September, 2004 13 comments written
Made me groan and grin. Well done!
Roger Barnett October 20, 2008 19:40
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
Wonderful. Just plan wonderful.
Ren October 20, 2008 20:29
First comment: 2 April, 2008 35 comments written
Ha! E for new way to die of newts.
Antheridium October 20, 2008 22:19
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
You know, the funniest thing (now that I think about it) is that this strip would make no sense to someone who hadn't been reading Dudley for a long time.

But then, I guess a lot of them are like that.
Sheezy October 21, 2008 04:09
First comment: 14 October, 2008 4 comments written
Nice.
Quint Sakugarne October 21, 2008 05:55
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Antheridium: no, it would make sense. The pun is pretty obvious. Just that veteran readers like us enjoy it more because of the running newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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-joke metajoke.
Luos October 24, 2008 12:24
First comment: 13 November, 2005 29 comments written
I don't get why you like it so so much.

nice and fair, but it didn't let me laugh...
Nate879 October 27, 2008 23:04
First comment: 11 October, 2008 8 comments written
You ruined the perfect rating!
MadDawg2552 October 30, 2008 15:59
First comment: 6 October, 2008 69 comments written
This comic was 3 strips too long.

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