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Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 7 August, 2008

Dudley's dungeon

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Thursday, 7 August, 2008 by T-Jack
What do you want to 
eat? k - a tin"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

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------- |..d.)+########## |.?.@.| # |.....| ### --|---- # # ### ###### #
@ "Boy, I am hungry..."
It smells like      
Cherry. Eat it? [yn]
   -------          
   |..d.)+##########
   |.?.@.|  #       
   |.....|  ###     
   --|----    #     
     #        ###   
######          #   
    ------------    
   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |    killed by   | 
 |   misreading   | 
 |                | 
 /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/| 


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Number of ratings: 24

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Vins August 7, 2008 00:29
First comment: 4 April, 2008 13 comments written
Lol.
Made me smile.
Jack Simth August 7, 2008 01:20
First comment: 3 January, 2005 59 comments written
You'd just about have to be stoned to miss that one....
Slowpoke August 7, 2008 01:41
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
I award it an 'E' because it made Vins smile.
Wellan August 7, 2008 01:53
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Nice one.
321zero August 7, 2008 02:04
First comment: 25 April, 2008 12 comments written
Oh, poor Cherry!
Quint Sakugarne August 7, 2008 02:38
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Dudley thinks that this tin"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
contains, wow, great stuff! He feels that he is getting hard.

Then he realizes that I've written a really bad pun...but only after he's completely stoned.

Excellent comic. Good work bringing back Cherry (albeit not literally), and doing it in a very satisfying way. This comic wins.
Arle August 7, 2008 06:07
First comment: 2 June, 2008 29 comments written
Gah! That's horrible! XD
  August 7, 2008 07:13
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
nasty surprise
Antheridium August 7, 2008 08:20
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
I don't know why I'm rating this E, but I am.
jftsang August 7, 2008 12:33
First comment: 9 May, 2008 13 comments written
Poor Cherry. So does this mean we won't be seeing her?
Mordae August 7, 2008 13:32
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
I'm sure our favorite mutated poultry has as many lives as Dudley. Her last game must have been embarassing, though. :)
Vins August 7, 2008 17:40
First comment: 4 April, 2008 13 comments written
Eat -> Tin"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.

It smells like the wizard of yendorNo one knows how old this mighty wizard is, or from whence he
came. It is known that, having lived a span far greater than
any normal man's, he grew weary of lesser mortals; and so,
spurning all human company, he forsook the dwellings of men
and went to live in the depths of the Earth. He took with
him a dreadful artifact, the Book of the Dead, which is said
to hold great power indeed. Many have sought to find the
wizard and his treasure, but none have found him and lived to
tell the tale. Woe be to the incautious adventurer who
disturbs this mighty sorcerer!

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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... Eat it?[yn]
The wizard of yendorNo one knows how old this mighty wizard is, or from whence he
came. It is known that, having lived a span far greater than
any normal man's, he grew weary of lesser mortals; and so,
spurning all human company, he forsook the dwellings of men
and went to live in the depths of the Earth. He took with
him a dreadful artifact, the Book of the Dead, which is said
to hold great power indeed. Many have sought to find the
wizard and his treasure, but none have found him and lived to
tell the tale. Woe be to the incautious adventurer who
disturbs this mighty sorcerer!

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
cast Double trouble!
TJR August 7, 2008 18:35
First comment: 8 February, 2008 26 comments written
Hey, the ability to #monster to cause double-trouble yourself would be nice intrinsic to gain ;-)
gneek August 7, 2008 20:26
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
Cherry strikes again!
idontexist August 10, 2008 03:19
First comment: 19 July, 2008 35 comments written
E
Looney August 10, 2008 18:27
First comment: 26 January, 2008 29 comments written
Of course we'll see her again. Everyone dies and restarts in NetHack. As I recall, Cherry's first few appearances had her suffering YASD by Dudley.
Antheridium August 14, 2008 07:19
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
I seem to remember one comic in particular where she was cursing Dudley for wielding her corpse, as a matter of fact.

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