Dudley's dungeon
Thursday, 17 July, 2008 |
by Daverd |
Hello Dudley,
welcome to NetHack!
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|....!..!|
|.!......|
|!..@d.!.|
+..!.<..!|
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@ "Wow, I must be lucky today. Look at all these potions!"
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f - 2 puce potions.
Dogley picks up 3 ru
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|....!..!|
|.!......|
|!.....d.|
+..@.<..!|
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@ "Come on Dogley, help me gather these all up!"
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Later...
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|........|
|........|
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###-d..@<...|
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@ "Alright, let's see what I've got."
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Potions
f - 2 puce potions
g - 2 pink potions
h - 3 smoky potions
i - 2 bubbly potions
j - 3 ruby potions
k - 2 dark potions
l - 4 swirly potions
m - 3 clear potions
@ "Well, I've got nothing to lose. Might as well find out what they are."
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What do you want to
drink? [f-m or ?*] f
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#d#-...@<...|
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You feel better.
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What do you want to
drink? [f-m or ?*] g
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|........|
d##-...@<...|
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Wow! This makes you feel great!
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What do you want to
drink? [f-m or ?*] h
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###-...@<...|
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You feel charismatic!
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What do you want to
drink? [f-m or ?*] i
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#d#-...@<...|
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You feel very sick.
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What do you want to
drink? [f-m or ?*] j
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ooo-d..@<...|
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Ooph! This tastes like liquid fire! You pass out.
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The hill hits!
The hill hits!
You die...--More--
|........|
|........|
|..o.d...|
###-.oo@<...|
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Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] y
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Potions
f - a of
booze
g - a of
booze
h - 2 potions of
booze
i - a of
booze
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/ REST IN \
/ PEACE \
/ \
| Dudley |
| killed by |
| booze poisoning|
| * * * |
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Rating
Average rating: Excellent Number of ratings: 41
Comments
Wellan |
July 17, 2008 01:11
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First comment: 27 November, 2007 |
247 comments written |
For once, I didn't see it coming! Nice use of messages. |
Jackal Lantern |
July 17, 2008 02:16
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First comment: 24 June, 2008 |
24 comments written |
ROFL. Booze does make you feel all that. |
Wonderer |
July 17, 2008 02:21
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First comment: 22 March, 2007 |
106 comments written |
Alternative ending: "The hill throws you out of the dungeon." |
Slowpoke |
July 17, 2008 02:55
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
Excellent ordering of the messages, in case Wellan didn't mean that already. E++. |
acheron |
July 17, 2008 05:29
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First comment: 1 June, 2004 |
63 comments written |
hahaha, we've all been there. Excellent. |
Toby Bartels |
July 17, 2008 08:10
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First comment: 11 August, 2007 |
83 comments written |
Hey, warn me before you present jokes this funny! |
projo |
July 17, 2008 09:51
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First comment: 22 October, 2007 |
2 comments written |
Excellent!! |
Pix |
July 17, 2008 11:56
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First comment: 17 July, 2008 |
3 comments written |
Alternate ending: "Who was this person anyway?" |
Nameless |
July 17, 2008 12:51
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
Best. Comic. Inquitesometime. |
Mordae |
July 17, 2008 19:29
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First comment: 11 May, 2007 |
116 comments written |
Everything but the "You vomit everywhere!". Nicely done. |
Loof |
July 17, 2008 20:36
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First comment: 2 May, 2005 |
22 comments written |
So true. E |
Oryx |
July 17, 2008 20:42
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First comment: 27 April, 2007 |
9 comments written |
Brilliant. Best one in a very long time indeed... |
321zero |
July 17, 2008 23:37
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First comment: 25 April, 2008 |
12 comments written |
And of course, Dogley lets him get beaten up. Excellent comic. |
321zero |
July 17, 2008 23:42
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First comment: 25 April, 2008 |
12 comments written |
By the way, this is officially the best comic ever. Check the statistics. |
Antheridium |
July 18, 2008 03:47
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
I don't know what to say... other than. How can I learn to be as funny as you, Daverd? |
Dav |
July 18, 2008 04:58
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First comment: 26 June, 2004 |
147 comments written |
Antheridium: Drink more potions of booze, of course! |
Quint Sakugarne |
July 18, 2008 06:56
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
Rated Good, since, while I realized the joke at the end, I noticed how it didn't quite work with Nethack as the potions identified. Granted, one might say that that might mean all the potions in Nethack are potions of <i>some</i> sort of booze...
Is there a way to see discoveries when you die?
321zero: no, actually. This is still the second-best comic. |
. |
July 18, 2008 14:42
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First comment: 7 December, 2005 |
48 comments written |
Hilarious. |
Antheridium |
July 19, 2008 21:12
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Yeah, Quint, but the comic wouldn't work if it followed normal item rules. I'd put that down to creative license. |
Laukku |
July 20, 2008 10:10
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First comment: 20 July, 2008 |
1 comments written |
Made me laugh! XD At panels 8 and 9 I thought that the joke would be that Dudley drank his healing potions first, thus wasting them, and would get killed by the remaining ones. Didn't expect THAT! Excellent. |
Ren |
July 21, 2008 19:46
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First comment: 2 April, 2008 |
35 comments written |
Totally great. E for awEsum. Good streak, too. |
stelegrey |
July 24, 2008 05:26
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First comment: 24 July, 2008 |
3 comments written |
Pure genious. |
idontexist |
July 25, 2008 05:08
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First comment: 19 July, 2008 |
35 comments written |
E. My question was "Which character represents a ?" Made it even funnier. |
Skyrock |
July 26, 2008 02:21
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First comment: 26 July, 2007 |
41 comments written |
As an A for Awesome isn't available, I take the E. |
jftsang |
August 3, 2008 14:28
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First comment: 9 May, 2008 |
13 comments written |
Brillaint. For once, this comic is actually funny. |
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