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Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 5 June, 2008

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Thursday, 5 June, 2008 by Geko
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@ "In fact, there are plenty of unexplored noise-making events to be exploited."
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@ "It'll add to the whole stealth aspect of the game."
The doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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opens. It creaks heavily on it's hinges! ----- -@...######### |...| ....| |.$.| -.-.-
@ "Ha ha! Yes!"
The dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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senses something. The dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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barks! The dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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barks! -|---- |...@+ |...d| |..... ------
@ "Good, good."
You hear someone    
searching. You      
search very loudly! 
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@ "Okay, maybe this is going a bit too far."
You see here a      
tin of"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

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@ "That does it, I'm out of here."


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Number of ratings: 25

Comments

Wellan June 5, 2008 00:01
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Hee hee...
Jebus June 5, 2008 00:45
First comment: 5 June, 2008 1 comments written
^_^
Slowpoke June 5, 2008 01:01
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
The ending made me laugh, little to my credit, so 'E'.
Blackened June 5, 2008 01:14
First comment: 14 May, 2008 31 comments written
Jesus Christ... But well done. :-D
gneek June 5, 2008 03:08
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
I don't get it, but I guess I'll go with the flow and give it an E.
Quint Sakugarne June 5, 2008 03:11
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
gneek: Baked beans commonly cause gas in one's gut, which causes flatulation (also known as farting).
Arle June 5, 2008 03:37
First comment: 2 June, 2008 29 comments written
After all, he said before that he wasn't goin' to lower himself to THAT level of humor. E.
Gadora June 5, 2008 03:59
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
Genius.
Antheridium June 5, 2008 04:50
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Well, that explains why invisibility is of such little use...
Mordae June 5, 2008 13:42
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
You have found a tin of"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

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stinking cloudI wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
        [ I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, by William Wordsworth ]

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Wonderer June 5, 2008 13:57
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
You hear rumbling in the distance.

You smell marsh gas!

Rated poor for misspelling "its". (No, not really...but I despise it nevertheless.)
@ June 5, 2008 19:50
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
E for the tin of"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
stinking cloudI wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
        [ I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, by William Wordsworth ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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comment.
Fredil June 12, 2008 20:49
First comment: 17 April, 2008 26 comments written
One of the better recent comics. The ending made me laugh.
MadDawg2552 October 10, 2008 16:55
First comment: 6 October, 2008 69 comments written
It's = "it is". Its = "its".

Also, baked beans, when cooked properly, don't give you gas.

Apart from these two errors, the comic gets a... actually, this comic isn't very good.

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