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Dudley's dungeon -- Tuesday, 6 May, 2008

Dudley's dungeon

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Tuesday, 6 May, 2008 by hpp3
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My computer sucks.


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Rating

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Average rating: Good
Number of ratings: 24

Comments

Luos May 6, 2008 00:12
First comment: 13 November, 2005 29 comments written
First post!
not very entertaining...
flatluigi May 6, 2008 00:40
First comment: 23 November, 2006 28 comments written
So, is the joke only that your computer has to spend a while 'rendering' nethack, or is there something more to it?
Wellan May 6, 2008 03:00
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
I found it funny, because the computer I use does that too.

Also, "You rebalance your load. Movement is difficult." was the prefect line for this comic. It's not quite side-splitting, but, anyway...Good.
  May 6, 2008 07:24
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
yes, Excellent.
Eskimo May 6, 2008 08:36
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
It took a while to figure out (until I read the comment). Excellent idea.
Antheridium May 6, 2008 09:00
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
I love it and I don't even know why. Got a memory leak?
Barker May 6, 2008 10:21
First comment: 30 April, 2008 5 comments written
Well, after spending too long trying to find a pattern in the walls and only then reading the tag at the bottom (d'oh!), I rate this one good. Brought a smile to my face.
Drizhen May 6, 2008 10:43
First comment: 21 February, 2008 20 comments written
And that happens to me, when playing ToME. Every time I move it takes around 15 seconds for the map to redraw (one character at a time),
Nameless May 6, 2008 12:54
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
My computer sucks, but it doesn't suck THAT much. Yet. (Mind you, I've noticed occasional lag playing Legerdemain and Incursion slow downs somewhat at deeper levels.)
Mordae May 6, 2008 13:51
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
RIP Dudley, killed by a rampaging horde of pageThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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swaps and cache misses.
zem May 6, 2008 18:54
First comment: 5 December, 2005 64 comments written
wish i could vote it 'nice' :)
Quint Sakugarne May 6, 2008 20:39
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
An okay comic.

It gets extra points, though, for using the word "load".
Medardo May 7, 2008 09:25
First comment: 5 December, 2007 23 comments written
Ehy I tought the browser had misloaded the pageThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
! but when I got to it it brought the first smile in this heavy morning :)
Aaaah, I wish everyday was sunday... so i think ill put nethack links everywhere in my computer room at school :muahah:
@ May 7, 2008 19:24
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
Did that to me in 3.4.0 but then I upgraded to 3.4.3. Probably some kind of memory bug.
Quint Sakugarne May 9, 2008 17:24
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Why aren't there any new comics?
Wellan May 9, 2008 17:53
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
I don't really know, especially since I sent in three comics that have yet to be posted. I guess Dion's busy.
@ May 9, 2008 21:43
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
Same here- I sent in one about laptops with some Vista bashing. Hopw we'll see some new ones soon. Someone get Dion some speed boots. :)
G May 10, 2008 04:52
First comment: 5 October, 2005 82 comments written
See, I was just wondering if my first (and only?) attempt at a comic was just rated not good enough to post. Glad to know there are others in the works too that are unposted.
Quint Sakugarne May 11, 2008 05:30
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Ah, I got an e-mail from Dion replying to my submission of two strips.

I guess he was away-from-computer or something temporarily. He's back!
Deshmeister Prime May 15, 2008 00:46
First comment: 15 May, 2008 20 comments written
Pointless and with no punchline

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