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Monday, 21 April, 2008 by Nameless
                    
                    
                    
                    
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d "Hey, stop hogging the blessed popcorn."
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c) a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed.  I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death.  You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.'  There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet.  'Go!' said Gandalf.  With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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d "Wait Dudley, why waste charges when you can charge? Heh. Heh. Heeeh ..." 
                    
                    
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    the playerThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts.  They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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@ "Cherry, stop *slowing* us down!" c "Why do I have to be the token minority again?" 
                    
                    
                    
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succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

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The Dudley's Dungeon
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Wellan April 21, 2008 05:13
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
How odd.

Rated good for "It's time for a move, e!"
() April 21, 2008 06:02
First comment: 21 April, 2008 3 comments written
Rated e for "Eye see what you did there."
foobar April 21, 2008 08:48
First comment: 21 April, 2008 1 comments written
Rated e for "Cherry, stop slowing us down!"
Mikoangelo April 21, 2008 12:26
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
Am I the only one begging for a movie like this to actually be made?
Mordae April 21, 2008 13:22
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
Sweet trailer. Now all it takes is a producer with the guts to churn out 300 panels, immune to the barbs of legions of critics from among the genre's most loyal fans. I nominate George Lucas!
Mighty Tater April 21, 2008 20:04
First comment: 8 February, 2007 15 comments written
Second foobar. E!
@ April 21, 2008 22:18
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
I haven't seen 300 (yet) so I don't get the references- the NH jokes wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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Fredil April 21, 2008 23:50
First comment: 17 April, 2008 26 comments written
Hahaha! Nice!
Antheridium April 23, 2008 07:28
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
The puns are simply despicable, but it still gets an E for actually sounding like a movie trailer.
rpresser May 16, 2008 03:26
First comment: 6 October, 2005 51 comments written
The last panel prevents me from giving a "G" rating.
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