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Dudley's dungeon -- Friday, 11 April, 2008

Dudley's dungeon

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Friday, 11 April, 2008 by Nameless
You see here a can  
of greaseANOINT, v.t.  To grease a king or other great functionary
already sufficiently slippery.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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. ------------- |...........| |...../.....-#### |.........@.| -------------
You see here a wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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of lightning. ------------- |...........| |.....@.....-#### |...........| -------------
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Hmm."
You dance! You sing!
You cover your hair 
with a thick--More--
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@ "Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!"
I declare myself the unchallenged and undisputed winner of the Stupidest Pun Award.


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Rating

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Average rating: Good
Number of ratings: 15

Comments

gneek April 11, 2008 00:06
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
Aaaarrrghhh! Noooo!
Not greased lightning!
hpp3 April 11, 2008 02:13
First comment: 21 November, 2007 38 comments written
Oh, I get it now.
Wonderer April 11, 2008 03:49
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20070516
Quint Sakugarne April 11, 2008 03:49
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
I dispute your claim, using the following: http://nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20080131

Oh, by the way...
Dudley throws a cream pie! Nameless is blinded!
Wellan April 11, 2008 04:01
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
I can't help thinking that it's been done before, but it's still funny.
Quint Sakugarne April 11, 2008 04:31
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Actually, I forgot to mention in my first comment, but yes it has been done before.
freshme@ April 11, 2008 19:33
First comment: 4 January, 2005 67 comments written
Made me laugh because of the delivery.
@ April 13, 2008 00:16
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
I don't get it. Therefore rated Poor. J/K. But it does sound like it'll be pretty bad once I get it.
The Gnome April 15, 2008 01:01
First comment: 15 April, 2008 1 comments written
That was not the way I saw things going right before the fourth panel!
rpresser May 20, 2008 15:44
First comment: 6 October, 2005 51 comments written
CromWarily Conan scanned his surroundings, all of his senses alert
for signs of possible danger. Off in the distance, he could
see the familiar shapes of the Camp of the Duali tribe.
Suddenly, the hairs on his neck stand on end as he detects the
aura of evil magic in the air. Without thought, he readies
his weapon, and mutters under his breath:
"By Crom, there will be blood spilt today."

[ Conan the Avenger by Robert E. Howard, Bjorn Nyberg, and
L. Sprague de Camp ]

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is angry at your pun ... -more-
You are struck by a bolt of lightning! -more-
Your hair catches on fire! -more-
You die ...

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