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Dudley's dungeon -- Monday, 10 December, 2007

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Monday, 10 December, 2007 by Kernigh
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h "Hello Dudley Potter, welcome to South Campus Dining Hall!"
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You have 9000 meal points credit at South Campus Dining Hall.
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You owe South Campus Dining Hall 200 meal points.
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h "Today is a focus date."
@ "Focus date?"
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h "If you are above the maximum balance on a focus date, we reduce your credit to the maximum."
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@ "So you took 1310 points? May you refund my 1310 zorkmids?"
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@ "But I've been eating corpses during class! Okay, I will not buy a meal plan next semester."
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@ "But you let Hermley and Ronley steal food!"
Learn about focus dates.


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Comments

Toby Bartels December 10, 2007 12:38
First comment: 11 August, 2007 83 comments written
A joke about one's own campus's policies is too parochial. But this comic is saved by "But you let Hermley and Ronley steal food!".
Mantar December 10, 2007 20:45
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Ronley and Hermley Shouldley be Stuffedley into the Woodley Chipperley. Dammitley.

Wellan December 11, 2007 01:34
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Meh. Too political. Kinda funny, though.
I'd say...fair.
Kernigh December 11, 2007 03:09
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
O dict.org, here my prayers, mumble, mumble...

parochial adjective: "having or characterized by narrow interests centered on oneself or one's local community" or "narrowly restricted in outlook or scope"

wood noun: "a golf club with a long shaft used to hit long shots"

chipper adjective: "having a cheerful, lively, and self-confident air"

I understand the comment about the strip being parochial, but where will I find a sufficiently confident golf club for stuffing Hermley and Ronley?
Toby Bartels December 11, 2007 18:48
First comment: 11 August, 2007 83 comments written
No, no, a confident golf club is a "chipper wood". For a "wood chipper", see the movie Fargo.
Grognor December 14, 2007 01:59
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I think this comic was a good idea lost in translation. It's ALL about the presentation!
Quint Sakugarne January 4, 2008 06:51
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Oh gawd, campus dining. No campus dining plan ever works right.

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