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by Nameless

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d "Mutter, mutter, stupid mean-looking mercenaries, mutter mutter."

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d "Hang on, is that ...? Rides! Rides, all for Dogley!"

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d "No waiting in line! No crying children! No uncouth teenage ticket holders!"

You read: You must  
be this high to ride
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d "NNNNNNNNNOOO-
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Comments

Antheridium	November 1, 2007 01:50
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
For some reason, this one cracks me up. Poor Dogley.
Dol	November 1, 2007 06:11
First comment: 27 March, 2007	24 comments written
He needs polymorph...or levitation.
Grognor	November 1, 2007 07:51
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Aww. And somehow, it's still NetHack.
Grognor	November 1, 2007 12:00
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Liar. I am the real Grognor.
Armv	November 1, 2007 15:32
First comment: 5 October, 2006	28 comments written
Comic was good...except... I am the real grognor!
Fathead	November 1, 2007 16:09
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Yer both Grognor, Grognor!
Grognor	November 1, 2007 20:07
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
No, the idiotic second one was fake.
Archgeek	November 1, 2007 23:00
First comment: 29 March, 2007	13 comments written
Your daughter-in-law was fake last Tuesday!
Rapigel	November 1, 2007 23:21
First comment: 19 October, 2007	4 comments written
Fathead: all these Grognors mean that they have now written more comments than you... you need spawn some clones
Fathead	November 8, 2007 19:25
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Why on earth would I do that?
Fathead	November 8, 2007 19:31
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Oh, and I thought all those "no"s wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. cute.