Dudley's dungeon
Wednesday, 3 October, 2007 |
by Nameless |
Today we talk with the oft forgotten REAL monsters of the Mazes of Menace.
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The without a
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G "It's been really tough growing up with such unlikely expectations on me as an individual ..."
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The that does
not roll natural 20s
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: "At first it was kind of fun, newbies running from me. Nowadays I get pretty lonely ..."
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The
that doesn't appear
at every possible
ironic moment
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@ "I do actually have better things to do, you know."
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And finally, the
Dudley who doesn't
actually suck
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@ "Hey guys."
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Oh.
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@ "Bye guys."
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Comments
Skyrock |
October 3, 2007 01:39
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First comment: 26 July, 2007 |
41 comments written |
Excellent plays on the old tropes. |
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October 3, 2007 08:17
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
But if he doesn't suck, why didn't he take The with him? |
SQLGuru |
October 3, 2007 15:00
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First comment: 23 October, 2006 |
77 comments written |
It was probably another cheap plastic imitation....since he doesn't suck, he knew that. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Layne
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Fathead |
October 5, 2007 01:41
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
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And now for the joke about the smart blonde, the honest lawyer, Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and a bum who find a $20-bill on the street.... |
1338h4x |
October 7, 2007 19:24
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First comment: 19 September, 2006 |
102 comments written |
...The bartender turns to the , rabbi, and minister and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" |
Grognor |
October 8, 2007 23:16
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Nothing to say. |
Kerta |
December 16, 2007 05:25
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First comment: 12 December, 2007 |
72 comments written |
Since when does Rodney have the real ? Nevermind... I threw it at him once for a laugh... |
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