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a "To protect the world from devastation."
a "To unite all people within our nation."
Hint.


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Dav July 27, 2007 00:10
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
The arch-lichBut on its heels ere the sunset faded, there came a second
apparition, striding with incredible strides and halting when
it loomed almost upon me in the red twilight-the monstrous mummy
of some ancient king still crowned with untarnished gold but
turning to my gaze a visage that more than time or the worm had
wasted. Broken swathings flapped about the skeleton legs, and
above the crown that was set with sapphires and orange rubies, a
black something swayed and nodded horribly; but, for an instant,
I did not dream what it was. Then, in its middle, two oblique
and scarlet eyes opened and glowed like hellish coals, and two
ophidian fangs glittered in an ape-like mouth. A squat, furless,
shapeless head on a neck of disproportionate extent leaned
unspeakably down and whispered in the mummy's ear. Then, with
one stride, the titanic lich took half the distance between us,
and from out the folds of the tattered sere-cloth a gaunt arm
arose, and fleshless, taloned fingers laden with glowering gems,
reached out and fumbled for my throat . . .
        [ The Abominations of Yondo, Clark Ashton Smith, 1926 ]

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throws a pokeball. Monsters appear from nowhere!
Cheesy July 27, 2007 04:02
First comment: 9 December, 2006 10 comments written
Pokemon earns an automatic Poor.
Fathead July 27, 2007 04:08
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Another "funny because it's stupid" one.
Callie July 27, 2007 04:08
First comment: 16 July, 2007 31 comments written
Come on. Meowth is worth a chuckle.
Antheridium July 27, 2007 04:37
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Shake head. Chuckle. Give comic an F minus. (Just kidding. It just gets an F.)
rpresser July 27, 2007 05:00
First comment: 6 October, 2005 51 comments written
Feh
Nameless July 27, 2007 10:04
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Okay ... so ... Is there something I'm missing, or is there actually no further connection between Pokemon's Team Rocket and being killed by an antThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

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than the use of the word 'team'?
Mantar July 27, 2007 10:19
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
No, I don't think you're missing anything. But hey, at least we haven't run out of comics, or gone back to the self-conscious "look how unfunny this is! Isn't that funny?" strips.
thomas@jtah.de July 27, 2007 10:42
First comment: 24 April, 2006 4 comments written
Oh, memories!
If I only had more time to be on #nethack ...
Excellent :)
Grognor July 27, 2007 10:46
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Ah, I couldn't help but laugh.
Edrobot July 27, 2007 16:04
First comment: 6 February, 2007 5 comments written
r- an electric ratRats are long-tailed rodents. They are aggressive,
omnivorous, and adaptable, often carrying diseases.

"The rat," said O'Brien, still addressing his invisible
audience, "although a rodent, is carnivorous. You are aware
of that. You will have heard of the things that happen in
the poor quarters of this town. In some streets a woman dare
not leave her baby alone in the house, even for five minutes.
The rats are certain to attack it. Within quite a small time
they will strip it to the bones. They also attack sick or
dying people. They show astonishing intelligence in knowing
when a human being is helpless."
        [ 1984, by George Orwell ]

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Or mabey...

The ratRats are long-tailed rodents. They are aggressive,
omnivorous, and adaptable, often carrying diseases.

"The rat," said O'Brien, still addressing his invisible
audience, "although a rodent, is carnivorous. You are aware
of that. You will have heard of the things that happen in
the poor quarters of this town. In some streets a woman dare
not leave her baby alone in the house, even for five minutes.
The rats are certain to attack it. Within quite a small time
they will strip it to the bones. They also attack sick or
dying people. They show astonishing intelligence in knowing
when a human being is helpless."
        [ 1984, by George Orwell ]

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zaps a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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lightning!
Antheridium July 27, 2007 19:25
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
The ratRats are long-tailed rodents. They are aggressive,
omnivorous, and adaptable, often carrying diseases.

"The rat," said O'Brien, still addressing his invisible
audience, "although a rodent, is carnivorous. You are aware
of that. You will have heard of the things that happen in
the poor quarters of this town. In some streets a woman dare
not leave her baby alone in the house, even for five minutes.
The rats are certain to attack it. Within quite a small time
they will strip it to the bones. They also attack sick or
dying people. They show astonishing intelligence in knowing
when a human being is helpless."
        [ 1984, by George Orwell ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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hits! You feel charged up!
Edrobot July 27, 2007 21:27
First comment: 6 February, 2007 5 comments written
Use G- a cursed Poke Ball
The Psyduck hits!
Use G- a cursed Poke Ball
The Psyduck hits!
The Psyduck hits!
Use G- a cursed Poke Ball
The Psyduck hits!
The Psyduck hits!
The Psyduck hits!
Purple Koopa July 28, 2007 21:54
First comment: 20 June, 2006 16 comments written
Of course, the best legendary Pokéhack monster is...



NEWTWO
Edrobot July 29, 2007 01:13
First comment: 6 February, 2007 5 comments written
I don't get it.
Antheridium July 29, 2007 04:52
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Koopa: Trying to take over the dungeon by turning all the adventurers into Dudley clones?

It would work...
Nameless July 29, 2007 07:16
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
It's a pity we can't rate comments. I'd give Purple Koopa an Excellent.
videocrazy July 29, 2007 21:50
First comment: 25 March, 2007 10 comments written
it's not that funny, partly because this comic is outdated. Team Rocket changed their anthem, battlecry, or whatever you want to call it, and now it's not even close to this.
Kerta December 15, 2007 20:21
First comment: 12 December, 2007 72 comments written
Hey. Don't rate it bad cause you don't like pokemon. Besides, Team Rocket is cheesy enough to be funny.

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