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Dudley's dungeon -- Monday, 21 May, 2007

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Monday, 21 May, 2007 by Geko
                    
                    
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d "So, vegetarian conduct, huh?"
                    
                    
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@ "Yeah, I realized that it's time to do my part."
                    
                    
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@ "Animal cruelty is rampant."
                    
                    
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@ "It's up to the people to right the wrongs in any way possible."
                    
                    
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@ "As living creatures, we all share basic rights. Excuse me for a second."
You hit the snakeNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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! The snakeNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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d "You gonna' eat that?"
@ "Oh, heavens no."


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Comments

z May 21, 2007 00:22
First comment: 10 May, 2007 13 comments written
Heh. Good one :)
zem May 21, 2007 09:39
First comment: 5 December, 2005 64 comments written
"Eating people is wrong!"
alcari May 21, 2007 10:19
First comment: 7 February, 2007 13 comments written
good one. Even the vegetarians think it's funny :)
Alcari May 21, 2007 10:20
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
Why does the site think "alcari" and "Alcari" are different people?...bleh
Rheve May 21, 2007 18:04
First comment: 21 May, 2007 3 comments written
New to this EXCELLENT site, (very) hold in the game (VT100 times).
Fathead May 22, 2007 00:18
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Real cute. I give it a gee.
Dion May 22, 2007 09:44
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
Alcari: a soldierThe soldiers of Yendor are well-trained in the art of war,
many trained by the Wizard himself. Some say the soldiers
are explorers who were unfortunate enough to be captured,
and put under the Wizard's spell. Those who have survived
encounters with soldiers say they travel together in platoons,
and are fierce fighters. Because of the load of their combat
gear, however, one can usually run away from them, and doing
so is considered a wise thing.

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antThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

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is not an AleaxSaid to be a doppelganger sent to inflict divine punishment
for alignment violations.

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Grognor May 26, 2007 17:21
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Indeed. They are quite different.
Antheridium May 30, 2007 09:56
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Though it often seems they'll both kill you about as quickly...
Cheesy June 21, 2007 04:33
First comment: 9 December, 2006 10 comments written
I love it. Great bust on vegetarians.
Newtkiller November 16, 2008 03:26
First comment: 28 October, 2008 127 comments written
New conduct : not eating any humanoids (giants : niet, mind flayers : niet, elves : niet again, wraiths : Are they still humanoidHumanoids are all approximately the size of a human, and may
be mistaken for one at a distance. They are usually of a
tribal nature, and will fiercely defend their lairs. Usually
hostile, they may even band together to raid and pillage
human settlements.

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