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Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 25 April, 2007

Dudley's dungeon

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Wednesday, 25 April, 2007 by Edrobot
                    
                    
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@ "Well folks, this is a historic day..."
                    
                    
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@ "This is the first comic since I genocided all the overused jokes!"
                    
                    
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@ "Now me and Dogley will provide quality entertainment, free of unoriginality!"
                    
                    
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@ "Now... um... Let's see... Oh I know!"
Dogley yawns.       
                    
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@ "How much wood could a, no, wait, that's overused too..."
                    
                    
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@ "Just give me a few more minutes, folks!"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Still thinking..."


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Dav April 25, 2007 01:13
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
Thanks for using up two days on one joke.
Nameless April 25, 2007 01:51
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
No more unoriginal jokes? Bad puns are the way of the future!
Grognor April 25, 2007 02:05
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
The bad joke hits! You die...
Wonderer April 25, 2007 02:11
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
Rest in peace

Dudley, killed by a 16 ton weight (released by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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And now for something completely different!
Feory April 25, 2007 09:10
First comment: 15 August, 2006 63 comments written
I'm more wondering how Dogley managed to oozeThese giant amoeboid creatures look like nothing more than
puddles of slime, but they both live and move, feeding on
metal or wood as well as the occasional dungeon explorer to
supplement their diet.

But we were not on a station platform. We were on the track ahead
as the nightmare, plastic column of fetid black iridescence oozed
tightly onward through its fifteen-foot sinus, gathering unholy
speed and driving before it a spiral, re-thickening cloud of the
pallid abyss vapor. It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster
than any subway train -- a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic
bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes
forming and unforming as pustules of greenish light all over the
tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic
penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its
kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.
        [ At the Mountains of Madness, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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under the doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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SQLGuru April 25, 2007 15:26
First comment: 23 October, 2006 77 comments written
The reason that old jokes are overused is because THEY ARE STILL FUNNY! How many times has Americas Funniest Home Videos shown some guy getting hit in the groin - probably at least 2 per show -- why? Because we laugh.

Layne
Mikoangelo April 25, 2007 20:11
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
What monster do you want to genocide? punchline
Such creatures no longer exist in this world.--More--
You die...
Feory April 25, 2007 21:16
First comment: 15 August, 2006 63 comments written
"Americas Funniest Home Videos shown some guy getting hit in the groin - probably at least 2 per show -- why? Because we laugh."

You actually laugh at those? Huh. Someone actually finds them funny...
Rodan April 25, 2007 21:17
First comment: 28 March, 2007 15 comments written
two groin hits per show? Are you crazy??? It's much, much more than that...
Wonderer April 26, 2007 01:31
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
Has anyone ever hit Dudley in the groin?
Fathead May 3, 2007 16:49
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Splat! Dang it! I missed!
Toby Bartels February 3, 2009 06:12
First comment: 11 August, 2007 83 comments written
I've seen this joke before.

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