Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 13 April, 2007 |
by Edrobot |
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d "Well kids, it's that time again!"
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@ "Kids? What are you talking about? None of our fans are kids!"
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@ "30 year-old NetHack players, yes, miscella- neous computer geeks, possibly, but KIDS?"
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q - a of mail
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d *sigh* "It's a figure of speech. Anyway, it's time to open fan mail!"
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d "Dudley, the letter please!" @ "Um, Dogley, this isn't adressed to you..."
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d "WHAT! Don't tell me it's for you!" @ "Um, apparently it's for..."
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@ "...Rodney Kcahten, 3rd floor, 's , 666 Bile Ave., Glendenholm..."
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@d "...a.k.a. the ?!?!?!"
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A voice booms out:
"Did somebody say my
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@ "Gahh! What are you doing here? I haven't even gotten to Glendenholm yet!"
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@ "What? Can't I make an apperance just to say 'hi!'?"
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@ "Nope." d "Not really."
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Rodney steals your
of fan mail!
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@ "Tough beans. Give me that!"
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@ "Dear Rodney, what do you do on your spare time?"
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@ "Now that, my friend, is an excellent question! Allow me to explain..."
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A voice booms out:
"So, you thought you
could kill me?"-
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@ "As you know, I have to work double shifts on both NetHack and SLASH'EM..."
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Rodney says: you
will die on level 2.
That will be $5.- --
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@ "...but I also freelance as a fortune teller at malls..."
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The bluffs! The
GWTWOD zaps a
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@ "...and on Thursdays, I get together with some friends to play poker!"
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The hits! You
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@ "I dabble in other Roguelikes, but I never seemed to get the hang of them..."
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|Hello, Rodney! |
|Welcome to NetHack|
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@ "And at the end of the day, I like to wind down with a calming game of NetHack?"
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@ "Wait, how can you PLAY NetHack when you're IN NetHack?
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@ "Well, um, there's a good story about that... and..."
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@ "Oh! look over there!"
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@ "Where?!?!" @ Teleport away
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@ "Not again!" d *sigh*
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Average rating: Fair Number of ratings: 14
Comments
Dion |
April 13, 2007 12:27
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First comment: 2 February, 2004 |
100 comments written |
Apologies for the inconvenience. Nobody knows why comments and ratings sometimes break. |
Dion |
April 13, 2007 12:42
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First comment: 2 February, 2004 |
100 comments written |
New Feature! Every time you comment on a comic, or rate one, your cookie will be refreshed. So frequent posters will no longer be forgotten... |
Maisoul |
April 13, 2007 13:04
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First comment: 13 April, 2007 |
1 comments written |
Much more interesting than hearing about Dudley again. |
Dav |
April 13, 2007 21:42
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First comment: 26 June, 2004 |
147 comments written |
That is a good feature. |
Mumakil |
April 13, 2007 23:21
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First comment: 5 June, 2006 |
5 comments written |
Way too long and boring if you ask me. Also lacks a good pun... |
Ridiculous Sword |
April 14, 2007 07:08
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First comment: 14 April, 2007 |
3 comments written |
I'm only 10 years old. |
Rodan |
April 14, 2007 17:40
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First comment: 28 March, 2007 |
15 comments written |
and I'm twelve. Does that count? |
Ridiculous Sword |
April 14, 2007 22:02
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First comment: 14 April, 2007 |
3 comments written |
No it doesn't,Rodan.
Now taste my +6 unholy defender frost-brand flame-tongue unsun luck blades of wounding, sharpness, dancing, contradisruption, never missing, slaying everything, thunderbolts, throwing, speed, quickness, all slayer, life stealing, and nine lives stealing, with intelligence 17, speech and telepathy, ten non-alignment languages, eight extraordinary powers, eight special purposes, and artifact abilities sword of DOOM!
If you don't get my name, or my weapon, too bad. You don't know what your missing. |
Rodan |
April 15, 2007 12:12
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First comment: 28 March, 2007 |
15 comments written |
Oh, I get it. |
Feory |
April 15, 2007 13:52
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First comment: 15 August, 2006 |
63 comments written |
"...slaying everything...all slayer..."
Slays dragons twice as much, does it? |
Ridiculous Sword |
April 15, 2007 19:23
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First comment: 14 April, 2007 |
3 comments written |
Yes, yes it does. And no, my name 'Ridiculous Sword' doesn't mean my sword is ridiculous.
You guessed wrong, Rodan, now prepare to be cooked by a 97010d6 lightning bolt. |
Fathead |
April 17, 2007 03:09
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
That was mildly amusing. |
Rodan |
April 19, 2007 21:30
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First comment: 28 March, 2007 |
15 comments written |
oh, I get it... don't worry... |
Grognor |
April 22, 2007 10:26
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Nah. |
Antheridium |
May 20, 2007 20:18
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
x - a ridiculous sword named Excalipoor. |
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