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Tuesday, 28 November, 2006

by Nameless

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@ "Okay, I willing admit that last joke sucked, even by my standards."

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@ "So now, by (un)popular demand..."

c) a cursed ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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You hit yourself.   
You hit yourself!   
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Comments

Nobody Special	November 28, 2006 00:29
First comment: 8 June, 2005	118 comments written
And a hearty "Eh?" to you, sir!
SomeoneElse	November 28, 2006 00:42
First comment: 11 September, 2006	143 comments written
This was totally unfunny.
Mantar	November 28, 2006 02:02
First comment: 17 June, 2004	197 comments written
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
G	November 28, 2006 02:06
First comment: 5 October, 2005	82 comments written
Ack, but cute.
The Bard of Blasphemy	November 28, 2006 05:37
First comment: 13 May, 2005	46 comments written
haha... that's better. It reminds me of a friend of mineMade by Dwarfs. The Rule here is that the Mine is either long deserted or at most is inhabited by a few survivors who will make confused claims to have been driven out/decimated by humans/ other Dwarfs/Minions of the Dark Lord. Inhabited or not, this Mine will be very complex, with many levels of galleries, beautifully carved and engineered. What was being mined here is not always evident, but at least some of the time it will appear to have been Jewels, since it is customary to find unwanted emeralds, etc., still embedded in the rock of the walls. Metal will also be present, but only when made up into armor and weapons (_wondrous_). [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., who plays guitar: "I've had a request from the crowd, but I'm going to keep playing anyway"
snafu	November 28, 2006 11:09
First comment: 3 November, 2006	15 comments written
<grin>
Roger Barnett	November 28, 2006 14:47
First comment: 7 April, 2006	143 comments written
That works rather well :)
Luos	November 28, 2006 15:16
First comment: 13 November, 2005	29 comments written
I liked it...
Tux	November 28, 2006 21:42
First comment: 6 November, 2006	9 comments written
lol
Fathead	November 29, 2006 22:20
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
That was funny, but antonymically stupid. Uhmmmm...
Grognor	April 21, 2007 02:52
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Fathead, you're stupid and ugly, and #quitMaltar: [...] I remembered a little saying I learned my first day at the academy. Natalie: Yeah, yeah, I know. Winners never quit and quitters never win. Maltar: What? No! Winners never quit and quitters should be cast into the flaming pit of death. [ Snow Day, directed by Chris Koch, written by Will McRobb and Chris Viscardi ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. making up words.
Fathead	May 3, 2008 01:30
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
What's wrong with "antonymically"? It means "in an opposite manner"!