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Tuesday, 28 November, 2006 by Nameless
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@ "Okay, I willing admit that last joke sucked, even by my standards."
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@ "So now, by (un)popular demand..."
c) a cursed ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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You hit yourself.   
You hit yourself!   
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Nobody Special November 28, 2006 00:29
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
And a hearty "Eh?" to you, sir!
SomeoneElse November 28, 2006 00:42
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
This was totally unfunny.
Mantar November 28, 2006 02:02
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
G November 28, 2006 02:06
First comment: 5 October, 2005 82 comments written
Ack, but cute.
The Bard of Blasphemy November 28, 2006 05:37
First comment: 13 May, 2005 46 comments written
haha... that's better.

It reminds me of a friend of mineMade by Dwarfs. The Rule here is that the Mine is either long
deserted or at most is inhabited by a few survivors who will
make confused claims to have been driven out/decimated by humans/
other Dwarfs/Minions of the Dark Lord. Inhabited or not, this
Mine will be very complex, with many levels of galleries,
beautifully carved and engineered. What was being mined here
is not always evident, but at least some of the time it will
appear to have been Jewels, since it is customary to find
unwanted emeralds, etc., still embedded in the rock of the
walls. Metal will also be present, but only when made up into
armor and weapons (_wondrous_).
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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, who plays guitar:
"I've had a request from the crowd, but I'm going to keep playing anyway"
snafu November 28, 2006 11:09
First comment: 3 November, 2006 15 comments written
<grin>
Roger Barnett November 28, 2006 14:47
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
That works rather well :)
Luos November 28, 2006 15:16
First comment: 13 November, 2005 29 comments written
I liked it...
Tux November 28, 2006 21:42
First comment: 6 November, 2006 9 comments written
lol
Fathead November 29, 2006 22:20
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
That was funny, but antonymically stupid. Uhmmmm...
Grognor April 21, 2007 02:52
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Fathead, you're stupid and ugly, and #quitMaltar: [...] I remembered a little saying I learned my first
day at the academy.
Natalie: Yeah, yeah, I know. Winners never quit and quitters
never win.
Maltar: What? No! Winners never quit and quitters should be
cast into the flaming pit of death.
        [ Snow Day, directed by Chris Koch,
         written by Will McRobb and Chris Viscardi ]

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making up words.
Fathead May 3, 2008 01:30
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
What's wrong with "antonymically"? It means "in an opposite manner"!

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