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Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 26 October, 2006

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shel October 26, 2006 01:05
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
If puns wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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meatSome hae meat and canna eat,
And some would eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.
        [ Grace Before Meat, by Robert Burns ]

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, this would be the wurst
  October 26, 2006 01:14
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
More shorties!
Rose October 26, 2006 01:31
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
sweet
A October 26, 2006 02:00
First comment: 24 October, 2006 70 comments written
Realy nice one!
Nobody Special October 26, 2006 02:27
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
That gives me an idea for a new dungeon branch/minigame, like SokobanSokoban (Japanese for "warehouse person") is a puzzle-type
game where the player must push around treasure to a goal
area. It apparently won first prize in a Japanese programming
contest.
        [ Xsokoban web site ]

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: undead Tetris!
acheron October 26, 2006 05:12
First comment: 1 June, 2004 63 comments written
ba dum bum.

You hear a cymbal crash.
Ristipisto-Risto October 26, 2006 08:45
First comment: 25 January, 2006 52 comments written
Good ole word plays. Never get old.
SJS October 26, 2006 17:48
First comment: 26 October, 2006 1 comments written
Oddly enough, I've never cast turn undead in a nh game.
Mikoangelo October 26, 2006 20:20
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
This is the near-lost art of great comics; No-dialogue jokes.
Unquestionably excellent.
GreyKnight October 27, 2006 05:04
First comment: 24 March, 2006 48 comments written
*ding*
Fathead October 30, 2006 21:58
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Shel, I couldn't have said it better.

:o)
Grognor April 20, 2007 07:34
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I could say it better.

If, puns, wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
meatSome hae meat and canna eat,
And some would eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.
        [ Grace Before Meat, by Robert Burns ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
... ***, this, would, be... the WURST!
</shatner>
Fredil April 17, 2008 04:19
First comment: 17 April, 2008 26 comments written
What's that thing called when you get two hits on a snare drumMany travelers have seen the drums of the great apes, and
some have heard the sounds of their beating and the noise of
the wild, weird revelry of these first lords of the jungle,
but Tarzan, Lord Greystoke, is, doubtless, the only human
being who ever joined in the fierce, mad, intoxicating revel
of the Dum-Dum.
        [ Tarzan of the Apes, by Edgar Rice Burroughs ]

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and a hit on the cymbals? :)
Deshmeister Prime May 15, 2008 01:03
First comment: 15 May, 2008 20 comments written
GOo0d
Toby Bartels January 31, 2009 21:12
First comment: 11 August, 2007 83 comments written
Fredil: a rimshot.

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