Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 16 October, 2006 |
by Nameless |
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@ "Whew, that was a lot of effort. I'll just sit on this conviently placed while I regenerate my power."
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For what do you
wish?
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@ "Wow! A wish! I've already got everything I need though..."
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|!!!|(h(h(h(h(h(h(h|
|$$$|..............-
|??.|..............|
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Meanwhile, at the North Po— er, wish factory...
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|!!!|(h(h(h(h(h(h(h|
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@ "Hey! Pippy! Stop slacking off! Get back to work!" h "Yes sir, sorry sir..."
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|!!!|(h(h(h(h(h(h(h|
|$$$|..............-
|??.|............&.|
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& "Slappy! Report!"
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|!!!|(h(h(h(h(h(h(h|
|$$$|..............-
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@ "Yes Santa, sir. We are running low on scale mail, and could use a top up of —"
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|!!!|(h(h(h(h(h(.(h|
|$$$|...........h..-
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h "Sir! Sir! We have an emergancy situation!"
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|!!!|(h(h(h(h(h(.(h|
|$$$|...........h..-
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|+++|......@.&....@|
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& "What is it? And this had better be good, or I'll dock your rations!"
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|!!!|(h(h(h(h(h(.(h|
|$$$|...........h..-
|??.|..............|
|+++|......@.&....@|
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h "Somebody has wished for an , sir!"
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|!!!|(h(h(h(h(h(.(h|
|$$$|...........h..-
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|+++|......@.&....@|
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& "WHAT?! An ?! Nobody *ever* wishes for those!"
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|!!!|(h(h(h(h(h(.(h|
|$$$|...........h..-
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|+++|......@.&....@|
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@ "We don't even keep any in stock! What are we going to do?!"
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The vanishes
in a puff of logic.
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Comments
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October 16, 2006 00:45
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
My CAPNTHALA: Which character represents an , or an ? |
Nobody Special |
October 16, 2006 00:55
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First comment: 8 June, 2005 |
118 comments written |
It's Christmas in October! |
Smelly Uncivilized Bastard |
October 16, 2006 04:45
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First comment: 17 May, 2006 |
3 comments written |
Interesting choice of representations; I never thought of Santa as a . Maybe somebody received too much coal in their stocking? |
Grunt |
October 16, 2006 05:58
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First comment: 25 July, 2006 |
36 comments written |
So this is why thrones disappear... |
L |
October 16, 2006 08:08
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
Slappy = Sluggy Freelance reference? |
Alcari |
October 16, 2006 09:19
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
93 comments written |
hehe, good one "running low on scale mail" :) |
Roger Barnett |
October 16, 2006 14:59
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First comment: 7 April, 2006 |
143 comments written |
Just goes to show that you can't always get what you want. |
Fathead |
October 16, 2006 18:18
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Yeah! A puff of logic!
It's almost too bad that it wasn't Mediocre, because previously the distribution was 0, 0, 3, 3, 7.
Dude, wish for something you might need later. |
Alcari |
October 16, 2006 18:38
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
93 comments written |
He allready HAS everything, thus also stuff he needs later.
The fact he wishes for something as useless as an IS the joke....... |
S |
October 16, 2006 19:32
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First comment: 16 October, 2006 |
1 comments written |
Wait, why is the still there in the last frame? |
SomeoneElse |
October 16, 2006 21:30
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
143 comments written |
What are the h's? Can't be Santa's elves, as elves are @ in NetHack. |
Mantar |
October 16, 2006 22:18
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
@ are Tolkien-type elves. They're very tall. Santa's elves are tiny little guys, so they get h, which is for small humanoids.
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Mantar |
October 16, 2006 22:19
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
Well, okay, not exactly Tolkien-type -- they're chaotic, which is closer to the old tales of the faery folk. But that's close enough. |
SomeoneElse |
October 17, 2006 00:54
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
143 comments written |
Yeah, but they're still elves. |
Grognor |
April 20, 2007 07:13
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Santa a ? It is an anagram of Satan after all.
Ha! Hmm...
HA!~~! |
Kerta |
December 14, 2007 09:39
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First comment: 12 December, 2007 |
72 comments written |
What? Is the 'puff of logic' thing common knowledge now?
Kerta applies his fist to his face.
Sorry. I forgot I am surrounded by my own kind... Nerds... |
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