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Wednesday, 13 September, 2006 by Nameless
                    
                    
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@ "I can hardly keep calling myself Dudley though, can I?"
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This ugly creature  
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@ "Hey! I resent that!"


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SomeoneElse September 13, 2006 00:10
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
Heh. It's funnyish.
Der Wizardo September 13, 2006 00:41
First comment: 10 September, 2006 6 comments written
Hee hee. Dudley the DragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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. Anyone remember that? It...had a dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
. And a ladyBlind Io took up the dice-box, which was a skull whose various
orifices had been stoppered with rubies, and with several of
his eyes on the Lady he rolled three fives. She smiled. This
was the nature of the Lady's eyes: they were bright green,
lacking iris or pupil, and they glowed from within.

The room was silent as she scrabbled in her box of pieces and,
from the very bottom, produced a couple that she set down on
the board with two decisive clicks. The rest of the players,
as one God, craned forward to peer at them.

"A wenegade wiffard and fome fort of clerk," said Offler the
Crocodile God, hindered as usual by his tusks. "Well,
weally!" With one claw he pushed a pile of bone-white tokens
into the centre of the table.

The Lady nodded slightly. She picked up the dice-cup and held
it as steady as a rock, yet all the Gods could hear the three
cubes rattling about inside. And then she sent them bouncing
across the table.

A six. A three. A five.

Something was happening to the five, however. Battered by the
chance collision of several billion molecules, the die flipped
onto a point, spun gently and came down a seven. Blind Io
picked up the cube and counted the sides.

"Come _on_," he said wearily, "Play fair."
        [ The Colour of Magic, by Terry Pratchett ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
in a hot air balloon. What a hard life! When dragons aren't being chopped up by knights in shining armor, they're starring in kids shows.
Alcari September 13, 2006 14:16
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
hmm, semi-fun

but I wonder why all the food's laying around.
Roger Barnett September 13, 2006 17:00
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
The food's lying around, since now Dudley's a woman, she's watching her weight in a paranoid way...

(please don't kill me)
SomeoneElse September 13, 2006 17:09
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
I think the food's from the last comic, as eggs = food.
scwizard September 13, 2006 18:21
First comment: 18 August, 2006 12 comments written
You can do better
shel September 15, 2006 00:06
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
It's a message in the game. Hooray?
Fathead September 15, 2006 20:38
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
I've always been "ugly". No biggie.
Fathead November 15, 2006 05:18
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Correction. "I" have always been "ugly".

Much better.
Grognor April 19, 2007 07:59
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
You look as ugly as ever.

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