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Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 23 August, 2006

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Wednesday, 23 August, 2006 by L
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d "I've worked out exactly what this comic needs: a talking animal sidekick!"
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d "I'm thinking we start with a week of Poe-related jokes to set him up..."
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d "Then we start selling the T-shirts and colouring books."
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d "And then the plushies with suction cups on the feet, for car windows."
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@ "But what does he do, Dogley?"
d "What does who do?"
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d "Oh, the bird. Well, here's his gimmick: he performs Monty PythonNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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's parrot sketch."
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@ "Also, how come he doesn't seem to be moving?"
d "He really likes to get into the role."
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Comments

Jac August 23, 2006 01:04
First comment: 26 May, 2006 48 comments written
A week of Poe-related jokes? Dear GodGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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, no...
Fathead August 23, 2006 04:55
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
No, not a week, or at least not a whole one. This is Wednesday.
L August 23, 2006 10:45
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Tomorrow: something completely unrelated!
Nobody Special August 23, 2006 22:45
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
Nevermore!
(I can't believe you didn't use that joke in the comic.)
rose August 23, 2006 23:08
First comment: 30 June, 2006 10 comments written
Love how Dudley starts to repeat the whole Monty PythonNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
skit :)
Grognor April 19, 2007 07:39
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Reference.

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