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Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 16 August, 2006

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Fathead August 16, 2006 00:13
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
"Dud. Leave the doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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open, next time!"

Ah! Asidonhopo has a (largely indetectable) sense of humor! Or not....

Wish I'd thought of that....
G August 16, 2006 05:08
First comment: 5 October, 2005 82 comments written
This is my favorite in a while
Eskimo68 August 16, 2006 08:03
First comment: 16 August, 2006 1 comments written
Hey, lots of Dudley on Google, especially this one is well written and even explained a goblinNow goblins are cruel, wicked, and bad-hearted. They make
no beautiful things, but they make many clever ones. They
can tunnel and mine as well as any but the most skilled
dwarves, when they take the trouble, though they are usually
untidy and dirty. Hammers, axes, swords, daggers, pickaxes,
tongs, and also instruments of torture, they make very well,
or get other people to make to their design, prisoners and
slaves that have to work till they die for want of air and
light.
[ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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joke to me (ok, I read four months in a row back then).

http://comixpedia.org/index.php/Dudley's_Dungeon
Roger Barnett August 16, 2006 16:51
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
Perhaps if you ringThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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a bell, the shopkeeperThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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should also let you in? :)
Grey Knight August 16, 2006 18:33
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
If it's the Bell of Opening"A bell, book and candle job."
The Bursar sighed. "We tried that, Archchancellor."
The Archchancellor leaned towards him.
"Eh?" he said.
"I _said_, we tried that Archchancellor," said the Bursar loudly,
directing his voice at the old man's ear. "After dinner, you
remember? We used Humptemper's _Names of the Ants_ and rang Old
Tom."*
"Did we, indeed. Worked, did it?"
"_No_, Archchancellor."

* Old Tom was the single cracked bronze bell in the University
bell tower.
        [ Eric, by Terry Pratchett ]

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, they will! :-P
Grognor April 19, 2007 07:29
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Is that... true?
Quint Sakugarne January 2, 2008 08:35
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Sorry, Asidonhopo charges for his humor. There's intellectual property value in there, y'know...

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