Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 28 July, 2006 |
by L |
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@ "So Nerdley, what's happening?"
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@ "Good timing! I just sent my homemade automaton, ShopBot XR..."
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@ "...to examine the contents of the nearby general store..."
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@ "...and price-ID all of the items, in my stead!"
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@ "What does the XR stand for?" @ "Xtremely Rad!"
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d "That was so bad that by saying it aloud you just summoned a lord."
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@ "Dogley, that's the ." @ "You've got MAIL #defined?"
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d "It reads: 'Dear Dogley, what are your weaknesses? Love, Tapir.'"
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d "Well, my dear—" @ "May I field this one, Dogley?"
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d "What?" @ "Ahem... Canis familiaris, level 5, speed 16, AC 5."
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@ "Magic resistance 0. Vulnerable to fire, cold, electricity, poison, acid..."
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@ "...paralysis, disease, draining, drowning, gassing, stunning, beheading, keel-hauling..."
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@ "...bisection, disintegration, petrification, hallucination, flea infestation..."
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@ "...and if you tickle him under the chin juuust here, he nods off instantly..."
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@ "...allowing one of your enemies to—AACK!"
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Nerdley is killed! d "Homo sapiens nerdley. Vulnerable to: undermining the host."
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Comments
Fathead |
July 28, 2006 00:03
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Gosh, I always have trouble telling them apart. But I eventually succeeded. |
Nobody Special |
July 28, 2006 00:08
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First comment: 8 June, 2005 |
118 comments written |
I declare the comic itself to be Xtremely Rad. |
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July 28, 2006 00:27
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
This might be satisfying solely because I didn't particularly enjoy the rest of the arc. |
Mr. DOS |
July 28, 2006 21:30
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First comment: 10 January, 2006 |
40 comments written |
"...keel-hauling..."
Kudos to L for thinking that peice of pure geneous (sp?) up.
...can you really get keel-hauled in Nethack?
--- Mr. DOS |
Beowulf |
July 29, 2006 00:35
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First comment: 8 January, 2005 |
114 comments written |
Keelhauling, awesome.
My college mascot is a keelhauler |
PurpleKoopa |
August 3, 2006 00:10
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First comment: 3 August, 2006 |
3 comments written |
I don't think there are pirates in NetHack. (Awh man!) |
Jeet |
September 10, 2006 23:44
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First comment: 23 March, 2006 |
10 comments written |
There could be a pirate class, and their enemy would be a ! |
Grognor |
April 19, 2007 06:39
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Valkyries can be swashbucklers, so no.
Or is that barbarians... cavemen?
Bah. |
Antheridium |
November 30, 2007 02:56
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Someone made a patch to add the Pirate class. They start out with sea biscuits.
Their nemesis is (wait for it) The Major General.
He doesn't talk in triple rhymes, unfortunately. |
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