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@ "What does the XR stand for?"
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d "That was so bad that by saying it aloud you just summoned a demon lord."
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@ "Dogley, that's the mail daemon."
@ "You've got MAIL #defined?"
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d "It reads: 'Dear Dogley, what are your weaknesses? Love, Tapir.'"
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d "Well, my dear—"
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d "What?"
@ "Ahem... Canis familiaris, level 5, speed 16, AC 5."
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@ "Magic resistance 0. Vulnerable to fire, cold, electricity, poison, acid..."
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d "Homo sapiens nerdley. Vulnerable to: undermining the host."
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