Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 10 July, 2006 |
by Nameless |
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@ "In Nethack, you can mix potions together to form new potions. This got me thinking..."
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T "This can't turn out well."
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@ "Wouldn't it be cool if you could do that with spells too?"
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T "No. No it wouldn't."
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@ Cast Cone of food T "I guess that could be mildly useful..."
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@ Cast Fire self (out of a cannon) "Wheeeeee!!" T "..."
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@ Cast Dig monster "Dude, I totally dig your moves." T "Why, thank you."
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@ Cast Indentify "Yep. He's dead." T "No, really?"
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Your pet
bumps into you.
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@ Cast Jumping familiar "Hey! Cut that out!" T "Sorry."
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@ Cast Force "You will die and you will stay dead!"
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@ Cast Remove treasure "NOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOO!!!!"
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@ "Okay, maybe not."
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Comments
Kernigh |
July 10, 2006 00:35
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
Kernigh, killed by a (in SLASH'EM though)
http://slashem.crash-override.net/dump/Kernigh/Kernigh.20060710002629.txt
... but even those who die to newts should be smart enough to avoid casting "remove treasure". Except that it does not kill you. "You notice you have no !" |
Tharis |
July 10, 2006 02:25
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First comment: 12 October, 2005 |
20 comments written |
Funny, but a bit overdone... |
Janos |
July 10, 2006 07:20
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First comment: 18 August, 2005 |
40 comments written |
lol!!!!!! |
L |
July 10, 2006 08:36
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
Giggle-worthy, this. |
L |
July 10, 2006 09:27
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
...however, two problems:
- Misspelled "Identify"?
- Cone of cold's area of effect isn't triangle-shaped in NetHack. |
Fathead |
July 25, 2006 20:44
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
That was Cone of FOOD! |
Grognor |
April 19, 2007 05:58
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Great! |
Kerta |
December 14, 2007 07:31
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First comment: 12 December, 2007 |
72 comments written |
You apply a cream pie to your cone of cold.
k - Ice cream cone. |
Quint Sakugarne |
January 2, 2008 07:59
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
Awesome creativity! |
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