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Monday, 10 July, 2006

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### # ----+---- \|....T..\| \|...@...\| \|.%.....+ \|.......\| \|{$.(...\| --------- @ "In Nethack, you can mix potions together to form new potions. This got me thinking..."	### # ----+---- \|....T..\| \|...@...\| \|.%.....+ \|.......\| \|{$.(...\| --------- T "This can't turn out well."
### # ----+---- \|....T..\| \|...@...\| \|.%.....+ \|.......\| \|{$.(...\| --------- @ "Wouldn't it be cool if you could do that with spells too?"	### # ----+---- \|....T..\| \|...@...\| \|.%.....+ \|.......\| \|{$.(...\| --------- T "No. No it wouldn't."
### # ----+---- \|....T..\| \|...@...\| \|.%.%...+ \|..%%%..\| \|{%%%%%.\| --------- @ Cast Cone of food T "I guess that could be mildly useful..."	### # ----+---- \|....T..\| \|...(...\| \|.%.....+ \|.......\| \|{$.@...\| --------- @ Cast Fire self (out of a cannon) "Wheeeeee!!" T "..."
### # ----+---- \|....T..\| \|...@...\| \|.%.....+ \|.......\| \|{$.(...\| --------- @ Cast Dig monster "Dude, I totally dig your moves." T "Why, thank you."	### # ----+---- \|....T..\| \|.......\| \|.%@....+ \|.......\| \|{$.(...\| --------- @ Cast Indentify death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. [War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. [Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. [Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. [ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. "Yep. He's dead." T "No, really?"
Your pet waterDay after day, day after day, We stuck, nor breath nor motion; As idle as a painted ship Upon a painted ocean. Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere Nor any drop to drink. [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. trollThe troll shambled closer. He was perhaps eight feet tall, perhaps more. His forward stoop, with arms dangling past thick claw-footed legs to the ground, made it hard to tell. The hairless green skin moved upon his body. His head was a gash of a mouth, a yard-long nose, and two eyes which drank the feeble torchlight and never gave back a gleam. [...] Like a huge green spider, the troll's severed hand ran on its fingers. Across the mounded floor, up onto a log with one taloned forefinger to hook it over the bark, down again it scrambled, until it found the cut wrist. And there it grew fast. The troll's smashed head seethed and knit together. He clambered back on his feet and grinned at them. The waning faggot cast red light over his fangs. [ Three Hearts and Three Lions, by Poul Anderson ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. bumps into you. ----+---- \|.......\| \|...@...\| \|.%T....+ \|.......\| \|{$.(...\| --------- @ Cast Jumping familiar "Hey! Cut that out!" T "Sorry."	### # ----+---- \|....%..\| \|...@...\| \|.%.....+ \|.......\| \|{$.(...\| --------- @ Cast Force death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. [War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. [Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. [Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. [ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. "You will die and you will stay dead!"
### # ----+---- \|....T..\| \|...@...\| \|.%.....+ \|.......\| \|{..(...\| --------- @ Cast Remove treasure "NOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOO!!!!"	### # ----+---- \|....T..\| \|...@...\| \|.%.....+ \|.......\| \|{$.(...\| --------- @ "Okay, maybe not."
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Kernigh	July 10, 2006 00:35
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
Kernigh, killed by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. (in SLASH'EM though) http://slashem.crash-override.net/dump/Kernigh/Kernigh.20060710002629.txt ... but even those who die to newts should be smart enough to avoid casting "remove treasure". Except that it does not kill you. "You notice you have no goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol, Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3). It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in coin and jewelry. [ Webster's New International Dictionary of the English Language, Second Edition ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!"
Tharis	July 10, 2006 02:25
First comment: 12 October, 2005	20 comments written
Funny, but a bit overdone...
Janos	July 10, 2006 07:20
First comment: 18 August, 2005	40 comments written
lol!!!!!!
L	July 10, 2006 08:36
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
Giggle-worthy, this.
L	July 10, 2006 09:27
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
...however, two problems: - Misspelled "Identify"? - Cone of cold's area of effect isn't triangle-shaped in NetHack.
Fathead	July 25, 2006 20:44
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
That was Cone of FOOD!
Grognor	April 19, 2007 05:58
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Great!
Kerta	December 14, 2007 07:31
First comment: 12 December, 2007	72 comments written
You apply a cream pie to your cone of cold. k - Ice cream cone.
Quint Sakugarne	January 2, 2008 07:59
First comment: 1 January, 2008	233 comments written
Awesome creativity!

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