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Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 31 May, 2006

Dudley's dungeon

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Wednesday, 31 May, 2006 by Nameless
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@ "Hey, Orrie. It's been twenty-seven turns, and I'm still alive! I demand a refund!"
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@ "Didn't you read the sign? It says: 'No refunds'. That's what it says. On the sign. Did you read it?"
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@ "Too bad. No refunds."
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metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
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         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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@ "I mean, certainly sir! Refunds are fine. Heh."


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G May 31, 2006 04:01
First comment: 5 October, 2005 82 comments written
Call me stupid but huh?
nethacker May 31, 2006 08:01
First comment: 13 January, 2005 13 comments written
Dudley charmed his enemies, oracleDelphi under towering Parnassus, where Apollo's oracle was,
plays an important part in mythology. Castalia was its
sacred spring; Cephissus its river. It was held to be the
center of the world, so many pilgrims came to it, from
foreign countries as well as Greece. No other shrine rivaled
it. The answers to the questions asked by the anxious
seekers for Truth were delivered by a priestess who went into
a trance before she spoke.
        [ Mythology, by Edith Hamilton ]

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gave in to intimidation...

a little bit out of character
Gee... how stupid May 31, 2006 08:37
First comment: 31 May, 2006 1 comments written
G, You are stupide indeed.
Random Unimportant person May 31, 2006 14:40
First comment: 31 May, 2006 1 comments written
Well, I was heavily proven wrong.

Now all Dudley needs to do is go extort protection money from shopkeepers and priests...(or lose all the charmed creatures down a hole or a trapperThe trapper is a creature which has evolved a chameleon-like
ability to blend into the dungeon surroundings. It captures
its prey by remaining very still and blending into the
surrounding dungeon features, until an unsuspecting creature
passes by. It wraps itself around its prey and digests it.

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lurkerThese dungeon scavengers are very adept at blending into the
surrounding walls and ceilings of the dungeon due to the
stone-like coloring of their skin.

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above
Purple wormA gargantuan version of the harmless rain-worm, the purple
worm poses a huge threat to the ordinary adventurer. It is
known to swallow whole and digest its victims within only a
few minutes. These worms are always on guard, sensitive
to the most minute vibrations in the earth, but may also
be awakened by a remote shriek.

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or something)
Fathead July 22, 2006 00:39
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
If Dudley stayed in character all the time, we wouldn't get to see certain things!
Grognor April 19, 2007 04:22
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Alright... I'll take it.
BOOM

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