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Monday, 29 May, 2006 by Nameless
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@ "Yeah, sure, why not?"
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@ "Dudley, in twenty-seven turns thou shalt DIE!!"
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@ "That fortune was oddly specific."


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L May 29, 2006 07:17
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Mmm, mediocre.

First: I don't see what's so scary about M and Q.
Second: are polymorph traps even allowed on the OracleDelphi under towering Parnassus, where Apollo's oracle was,
plays an important part in mythology. Castalia was its
sacred spring; Cephissus its river. It was held to be the
center of the world, so many pilgrims came to it, from
foreign countries as well as Greece. No other shrine rivaled
it. The answers to the questions asked by the anxious
seekers for Truth were delivered by a priestess who went into
a trance before she spoke.
        [ Mythology, by Edith Hamilton ]

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level?
Eemeli May 29, 2006 08:09
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
At least I've seen a few polymorph traps down there, though not on the particular room around oracleDelphi under towering Parnassus, where Apollo's oracle was,
plays an important part in mythology. Castalia was its
sacred spring; Cephissus its river. It was held to be the
center of the world, so many pilgrims came to it, from
foreign countries as well as Greece. No other shrine rivaled
it. The answers to the questions asked by the anxious
seekers for Truth were delivered by a priestess who went into
a trance before she spoke.
        [ Mythology, by Edith Hamilton ]

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stormy May 29, 2006 13:07
First comment: 9 July, 2005 44 comments written
M could be an ettinThe two-headed giant, or ettin, is a vicious and unpredictable
hunter that stalks by night and eats any meat it can catch.

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mummyBut for an account of the manner in which the body was
bandaged, and a list of the unguents and other materials
employed in the process, and the words of power which were
spoken as each bandage was laid in its place, we must have
recourse to a very interesting papyrus which has been edited
and translated by M. Maspero under the title of Le Rituel de
l'Embaumement. ...
Everything that could be done to preserve the body was now
done, and every member of it was, by means of the words of
power which changed perishable substances into imperishable,
protected to all eternity; when the final covering of purple
or white linen had been fastened upon it, the body was ready
for the tomb.
        [ Egyptian Magic, by E.A. Wallis Budge ]

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, I suppose.
Random unimportant person May 29, 2006 13:07
First comment: 29 May, 2006 1 comments written
those next few 'd's are going to need to polymorph into L and purple h for Dudley's death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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to be assured. Right now the only real threat would be the D(and maybe the w if it is of the engulfing sort).

Then again, if that is a black D, then Dudley will probably be dead long before the Oracles scheduled time.
Gwai May 29, 2006 17:01
First comment: 21 September, 2005 7 comments written
Eh, I would say that a few winter wolves on the oracleDelphi under towering Parnassus, where Apollo's oracle was,
plays an important part in mythology. Castalia was its
sacred spring; Cephissus its river. It was held to be the
center of the world, so many pilgrims came to it, from
foreign countries as well as Greece. No other shrine rivaled
it. The answers to the questions asked by the anxious
seekers for Truth were delivered by a priestess who went into
a trance before she spoke.
        [ Mythology, by Edith Hamilton ]

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level is often enough to be a major problem for my wizards if they don't have reflection. With the dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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and the mummyBut for an account of the manner in which the body was
bandaged, and a list of the unguents and other materials
employed in the process, and the words of power which were
spoken as each bandage was laid in its place, we must have
recourse to a very interesting papyrus which has been edited
and translated by M. Maspero under the title of Le Rituel de
l'Embaumement. ...
Everything that could be done to preserve the body was now
done, and every member of it was, by means of the words of
power which changed perishable substances into imperishable,
protected to all eternity; when the final covering of purple
or white linen had been fastened upon it, the body was ready
for the tomb.
        [ Egyptian Magic, by E.A. Wallis Budge ]

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(mummies do hit hard enough) I thinik that would indeed probably be deathly.
Mantar May 29, 2006 23:39
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Should have been a lowercase q. I momentarily thought "leocrotta... the leucrocotta, a wild beast of extraordinary swiftness,
the size of the wild ass, with the legs of a Stag, the neck,
tail, and breast of a lion, the head of a badger, a cloven
hoof, the mouth slit up as far as the ears, and one continuous
bone instead of teeth; it is said, too, that this animal can
imitate the human voice.
        [ Curious Creatures in Zoology, by John Ashton ]

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!" 'till I realized it was uppercase. I hate leocrottas as much as soldierThe soldiers of Yendor are well-trained in the art of war,
many trained by the Wizard himself. Some say the soldiers
are explorers who were unfortunate enough to be captured,
and put under the Wizard's spell. Those who have survived
encounters with soldiers say they travel together in platoons,
and are fierce fighters. Because of the load of their combat
gear, however, one can usually run away from them, and doing
so is considered a wise thing.

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ants.
Fathead July 22, 2006 00:36
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Dudley's not even worried...!
Grognor April 19, 2007 00:16
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
He can't see the monsters; we can.
1338h4x May 1, 2007 03:29
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
This is DUDLEY. Anything they polymorph into will kill them. Even :.
gneek May 30, 2008 16:37
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
I don't think he'd last even 10 more turns!

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