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Wednesday, 17 May, 2006 by Mumakil
You wake up.        
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@ "Ooh my head... What a party last night."
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The dishwasher      
returns!            
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& "Morning sweetpants."
The memory hits!    
You feel foolish!   
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@ "Gasp..."


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Kernigh May 17, 2006 03:40
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
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L May 17, 2006 08:16
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
I must remember to use "sweetpants" in more of my conversations.
  May 17, 2006 10:42
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
On first read I thought it said "sweatpants" to make fun of the succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

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' .. pants.
Smelly Uncivilized Bastard May 17, 2006 17:36
First comment: 17 May, 2006 3 comments written
I sympathize. I took this little green pill for a headache, on my Granny's recommendation. I woke up in the backyard three days later, no trousers on, talking to Elvis about the infinite. Granny was yelling out a window at me, "Get up you baby! I take three of those and do my grocery shopping."
The Bard of Blasphemy May 19, 2006 06:11
First comment: 13 May, 2005 46 comments written
That was a really good comic and that last comment is even funnier.
Ristipisto-Risto May 22, 2006 09:45
First comment: 25 January, 2006 52 comments written
Yee-haw!
Jmadman311 May 23, 2006 21:06
First comment: 23 May, 2006 17 comments written
RockBilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something.
He could not get up at the brutes and he had nothing to shoot
with; but looking about he saw that in this place there were
many stones lying in what appeared to be a now dry little
watercourse. Bilbo was a pretty fair shot with a stone, and
it did not take him long to find a nice smooth egg-shaped one
that fitted his hand cosily. As a boy he used to practise
throwing stones at things, until rabbits and squirrels, and
even birds, got out of his way as quick as lightning if they
saw him stoop; and even grownup he had still spent a deal of
his time at quoits, dart-throwing, shooting at the wand,
bowls, ninepins and other quiet games of the aiming and
throwing sort - indeed he could do lots of things, besides
blowing smoke-rings, asking riddles and cooking, that I
haven't time to tell you about. There is no time now. While
he was picking up stones, the spider had reached Bombur, and
soon he would have been dead. At that moment Bilbo threw.
The stone struck the spider plunk on the head, and it dropped
senseless off the tree, flop to the ground, with all its legs
curled up.
        [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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solid.
Fathead July 22, 2006 00:15
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
I've never understood: Why a dishwasher?
Grognor April 18, 2007 23:51
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
WOOO!
BOOM
newtkiller October 30, 2008 12:11
First comment: 30 October, 2008 1 comments written
When kicking a sink, you may have the message : The dishwater returns, and a foocubi of the opposite sex appears.

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