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Wednesday, 17 May, 2006

by Mumakil

You wake up. # ------- #\| % !\| #+ !@ ! \| \| # \| \| % \| ---+--- # #### @ "Ooh my head... What a party last night."	# # ------- #\| % !\| #+ ! @ ! \| \| # \| \| % \| ---+--- # #### @ "Need some waterDay after day, day after day, We stuck, nor breath nor motion; As idle as a painted ship Upon a painted ocean. Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere Nor any drop to drink. [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.... I wonder what happened after midnight."	The dishwasher returns! # ------- #\| % !\| #+ ! @ ! \| \| &# \| \| % \| ---+--- # & "Morning sweetpants."	The memory hits! You feel foolish! # ------- #\| % !\| #+ ! @ ! \| \| &# \| \| % \| ---+--- # @ "Gasp..."
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Kernigh	May 17, 2006 03:40
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20040427
L	May 17, 2006 08:16
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
I must remember to use "sweetpants" in more of my conversations.
	May 17, 2006 10:42
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
On first read I thought it said "sweatpants" to make fun of the succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes, usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in their dealings with them. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.' .. pants.
Smelly Uncivilized Bastard	May 17, 2006 17:36
First comment: 17 May, 2006	3 comments written
I sympathize. I took this little green pill for a headache, on my Granny's recommendation. I woke up in the backyard three days later, no trousers on, talking to Elvis about the infinite. Granny was yelling out a window at me, "Get up you baby! I take three of those and do my grocery shopping."
The Bard of Blasphemy	May 19, 2006 06:11
First comment: 13 May, 2005	46 comments written
That was a really good comic and that last comment is even funnier.
Ristipisto-Risto	May 22, 2006 09:45
First comment: 25 January, 2006	52 comments written
Yee-haw!
Jmadman311	May 23, 2006 21:06
First comment: 23 May, 2006	17 comments written
RockBilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something. He could not get up at the brutes and he had nothing to shoot with; but looking about he saw that in this place there were many stones lying in what appeared to be a now dry little watercourse. Bilbo was a pretty fair shot with a stone, and it did not take him long to find a nice smooth egg-shaped one that fitted his hand cosily. As a boy he used to practise throwing stones at things, until rabbits and squirrels, and even birds, got out of his way as quick as lightning if they saw him stoop; and even grownup he had still spent a deal of his time at quoits, dart-throwing, shooting at the wand, bowls, ninepins and other quiet games of the aiming and throwing sort - indeed he could do lots of things, besides blowing smoke-rings, asking riddles and cooking, that I haven't time to tell you about. There is no time now. While he was picking up stones, the spider had reached Bombur, and soon he would have been dead. At that moment Bilbo threw. The stone struck the spider plunk on the head, and it dropped senseless off the tree, flop to the ground, with all its legs curled up. [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. solid.
Fathead	July 22, 2006 00:15
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
I've never understood: Why a dishwasher?
Grognor	April 18, 2007 23:51
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
WOOO! BOOM
newtkiller	October 30, 2008 12:11
First comment: 30 October, 2008	1 comments written
When kicking a sink, you may have the message : The dishwater returns, and a foocubi of the opposite sex appears.

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