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Tuesday, 9 May, 2006 by L
                    
                    
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@ "Dogley, I replaced Fido with you because you're intelligent enough to follow orders."
                    
                    
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@ "But now you're giving me orders?!"
d "As the stronger of us, of course."
                    
                    
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@ "I don't have to put up with this. If you won't cooperate with me, then I'll leave you behind!"
                    
                    
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@ "Who needs pets and shoplifting, anyway? I can do without that bother!"
                    
                    
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d "...Three, two, one."
                    
                    
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@ "Yaaah! Two foxes! Help!"
d "My starting price is 70 zorkmids a week. Do I have a deal?"


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Tharis May 9, 2006 05:29
First comment: 12 October, 2005 20 comments written
Reminds me of Dogbert
  May 9, 2006 07:11
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Probably on purpose.
The Bard of Blasphemy May 9, 2006 13:27
First comment: 13 May, 2005 46 comments written
that dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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will bite off more than it can chew sooner or later...
rpresser May 11, 2006 00:05
First comment: 6 October, 2005 51 comments written
Price should have been "four tripeIf you start from scratch, cooking tripe is a long-drawn-out
affair. Fresh whole tripe calls for a minimum of 12 hours of
cooking, some time-honored recipes demanding as much as 24.
To prepare fresh tripe, trim if necessary. Wash it thoroughly,
soaking overnight, and blanch, for 1/2 hour in salted water.
Wash well again, drain and cut for cooking. When cooked, the
texture of tripe should be like that of soft gristle. More
often, alas, because the heat has not been kept low enough,
it has the consistency of wet shoe leather.
        [ Joy of Cooking, by I Rombauer and M Becker ]

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rations a day".
Fathead July 21, 2006 23:44
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Finish this game before midnight.
Grognor April 18, 2007 22:57
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
<
Beware, there will be no return. Continue?
Yes, oh GodGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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, yes.

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