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Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 29 March, 2006

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Wednesday, 29 March, 2006 by Nameless
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& "That comes to... five hundred and thirty seven zorkmids. Cash only, I'm afraid."
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@ "What?! You said this wish was free!"
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@ "Fine then, I won't have any fries."
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& "Then you can't have the wish."
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@ "What?! Why not?!"
k) a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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& "If you'll care to browse our terms and conditions..."
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@ "...only valid upon the purchase of fries and/or iron chain"You are fettered, " said Scrooge, trembling. "Tell me why?"
"I wear the chain I forged in life," replied the Ghost. "I
made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my
own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its
pattern strange to you?"
Scrooge trembled more and more.
"Or would you know," pursued the Ghost, "the weight and
length of the strong coil you bear yourself? It was full as
heavy and as long as this, seven Christmas Eves ago. You
have laboured on it, since. It is a ponderous chain!"
        [ A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens ]

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, can not be combined with any other offer. At participating djinniThe djinn are genies from the elemental plane of Air. There,
among their kind, they have their own societies. They are
sometimes encountered on earth and may even be summoned here
to perform some service for powerful wizards. The wizards
often leave them about for later service, safely tucked away
in a flask or lamp. Once in a while, such a tool is found by
a lucky rogue, and some djinn are known to be so grateful
when released that they might grant their rescuer a wish.

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only. Offer expires turn 10000.
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Rating

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Average rating: Excellent
Number of ratings: 21

Comments

Ristipisto-Risto March 29, 2006 13:21
First comment: 25 January, 2006 52 comments written
Yee-haw! Man, this is HUMOUR!
I'm in the computer class of my school, laughin' loud, and those people all around look at me like a fool. This is some ass-kickin'stuff, really!
. March 29, 2006 17:50
First comment: 7 December, 2005 48 comments written
Next we'll be getting scrolls of mail with "You may already have won £500!" on them.
G-oth July 16, 2006 14:35
First comment: 25 June, 2006 14 comments written
Wish and chips. lol
Fathead July 20, 2006 00:39
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Wow, an M for once. Maybe I'm just tuckered out.

They're not free, they're complementary. Big difference.
Grognor April 18, 2007 21:31
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Yes.
Grognor June 11, 2007 10:17
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
"Now you owe me an extra 230 zorkmids for the scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
I just used up"
kureshii March 16, 2008 15:49
First comment: 8 March, 2008 37 comments written
What happens when you try to kill a djinniThe djinn are genies from the elemental plane of Air. There,
among their kind, they have their own societies. They are
sometimes encountered on earth and may even be summoned here
to perform some service for powerful wizards. The wizards
often leave them about for later service, safely tucked away
in a flask or lamp. Once in a while, such a tool is found by
a lucky rogue, and some djinn are known to be so grateful
when released that they might grant their rescuer a wish.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
?

Will he summon a lawyer?
Newtkiller January 9, 2009 12:46
First comment: 28 October, 2008 127 comments written
He dies. Point blank.

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