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Monday, 27 March, 2006 by Nameless
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magic lampWhen he came to himself he told his mother what had passed,
and showed her the lamp and the fruits he had gathered in the
garden, which were in reality precious stones. He then asked
for some food.

"Alas! child," she said, "I have nothing in the house, but I
have spun a little cotton and will go and sell it."

Aladdin bade her keep her cotton, for he would sell the lamp
instead. As it was very dirty she began to rub it, that it
might fetch a higher price. Instantly a hideous genie
appeared, and asked what she would have. She fainted away,
but Aladdin, snatching the lamp, said boldly:
"Fetch me something to eat!"
        [ Aladdin, from The Arabian Nights, by Andrew Lang ]

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@ "Er, sir, are you feeling—"
@ "Damn it, I know you're in there!"


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  March 27, 2006 10:25
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
You misspelled 'now' as 'know'.
Aethel March 27, 2006 11:32
First comment: 17 March, 2006 8 comments written
The djinniThe djinn are genies from the elemental plane of Air. There,
among their kind, they have their own societies. They are
sometimes encountered on earth and may even be summoned here
to perform some service for powerful wizards. The wizards
often leave them about for later service, safely tucked away
in a flask or lamp. Once in a while, such a tool is found by
a lucky rogue, and some djinn are known to be so grateful
when released that they might grant their rescuer a wish.

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pops out. "You disturbed me, fool!" How familiar..
Psi March 27, 2006 15:01
First comment: 27 March, 2006 1 comments written
He misspelled nothing.

Nice comic.
GreyKnight March 27, 2006 16:23
First comment: 24 March, 2006 48 comments written
AnonymousCoward was referring to the instance of "know" in Frame 1, I suspect.
Fathead July 20, 2006 00:35
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
What? He misspelled nuthing? Is that possible?

Ah. Two knows.
Diefe April 4, 2007 00:36
First comment: 1 April, 2007 3 comments written
Psi's right - he misspelled nothing, he's just using the wrong word ;)
Grognor April 18, 2007 21:28
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Wait wait wait. Wait. Wait...

Wait....























Wait...

BOOM

Grognor doesn't get it.

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