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Tuesday, 17 January, 2006 by Nameless
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@ "Have you ever noticed how much Nethack sucks?"
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@ "That's it, that's the joke."
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   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
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 |     Dudley    |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |  his audience |  
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Urkadur January 17, 2006 16:22
First comment: 15 December, 2005 3 comments written
Poor dwarfDwarfs have faces like men (ugly men, with wrinkled, leathery
skins), but are generally either flat-footed, duck-footed, or
have feet pointing backwards. They are of the earth, earthy,
living in the darkest of caverns and venturing forth only
with the cloaks by which they can make themselves invisible,
and others disguised as toads. Miners often come across them,
and sometimes establish reasonably close relations with them.
... The miners of Cornwall were always delighted to hear a
bucca busily mining away, for all dwarfs have an infallible
nose for precious metals.
Among other things, dwarfs are rightly valued for their skill
as blacksmiths and jewellers: they made Odin his famous spear
Gungnir, and Thor his hammer; for Freya they designed a
magnificent necklace, and for Frey a golden boar. And in their
spare time they are excellent bakers. Ironically, despite
their odd feet, they are particularly fond of dancing. They
can also see into the future, and consequently are excellent
meteorologists. They can be free with presents to people
they like, and a dwarvish gift is likely to turn to gold in
the hand. But on the whole they are a snappish lot.
[ The Immortals, by Derek and Julia Parker ]

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. Stuck in the back row.
shel January 17, 2006 18:46
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
Tough crowd.
Aeschylus January 28, 2006 06:36
First comment: 2 December, 2005 22 comments written
YaThe arrow of choice of the samurai, ya are made of very
straight bamboo, and are tipped with hardened steel.

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ever notice how observational humor sucks?
Fathead July 19, 2006 21:36
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
REST in PEACE?!
Grognor April 17, 2007 07:47
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
No.
gneek May 30, 2008 16:35
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
I like it

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