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Friday, 16 December, 2005 by a fan
Hello Dudley,       
welcome to Nethack! 
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@ "At least this time I'm doing it for my one and only princess. She's so sweet." 
                    
                    
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@ "And she really needs my protection—"
@ "Stop right there, young man!" 
                    
                    
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@ "Who are you?"
@ "Elaine Showalter, a famous feminst." 
                    
                    
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@ "What? And who are YOU, old man?"
@ "Oh, hi. I'm Northrop Frye, just doing my cameo." 
                    
                    
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@ "Your cameo?"
You hear someone say "And cut!" 
                    
                    
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@ "That was excellent. I liked the surprise in your voice, Hugh. Thanks Elaine and Frye." 
                    
                    
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@ "See you in the evening. Kirsten said she'd be there as well." 
                    
                    
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& "Great work, Mr Fan."
@ "Thanks Jim." 
                    
                    
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& "Uh, it's John, actually." 
                    
                    
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& "My godGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. We are doomed."
& "We should never have let him do his own script." 
                    
                    
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& "I told you we could have got Spielberg, but Freddie Highmore wasn't good enough for you." 
                    
                    
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& "Shut up, will you."
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