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Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 15 December, 2005

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Thursday, 15 December, 2005 by a fan
                    
                    
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@ "So, you may laugh. But let me tell you, fetching groceries is far less annoying than..."
                    
                    
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@ "Who are you talking to, dear?"
@ "Oh, no one, my princess. Come here."
                    
                    
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Your wife kisses you! You kiss you wife!
                    
                    
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@ "Dudley..."
@ "Yes, my princess?"
                    
                    
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@ "You know it's our anniversary next month..."
                    
                    
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@ "Uhh. Of course! How could I forget that?"
                    
                    
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@ "Of course you wouldn't. Have you got a present for me already?"
                    
                    
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@ "A present? Umm... No, not actually."
                    
                    
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@ "I mean, I was thinking of asking what you'd like."
                    
                    
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@ "Really? Great! I know exactly what I want!"
@ "And what is that, my princess?"
                    
                    
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Average rating: Excellent
Number of ratings: 26

Comments

Mikoangelo December 15, 2005 00:06
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
Hm.. Wierd... My name was on the preview :S
Anyways, I'm the author of the first message ^_^
Mikoangelo December 15, 2005 00:08
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
I give up on my browser :S
The original message was:

I hereby declare Nameless an Orcale replica.*

*Please look at yesterdays comments for more info.
shel December 15, 2005 00:27
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
/* don't you dare try to fool the gods */
Nameless December 15, 2005 01:11
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Dude, I totaly said that yesterday. :-)
It's a sign. I should start writing some Dudley's Dungeons instead of just reading them all the time.
Grey Knight December 15, 2005 16:23
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
An invisible choir sings, and you are bathed in radiance. --More--
You ascend to the status of Safe For Another Year.
Urkadur December 15, 2005 16:51
First comment: 15 December, 2005 3 comments written
Although really, would she notice if it was a cheap plastic imitation?
Grey Knight December 15, 2005 17:40
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
Urkadur
> Although really, would she notice if it was a cheap
> plastic imitation?
Trust me. They have a special sense for these things.
maheshjr2000 December 15, 2005 20:37
First comment: 9 February, 2005 22 comments written
that was hilarious!

on a side note i got my first 10k score in nethack!
  December 16, 2005 02:24
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
too long...distil it down to 3 to 5 frames...lost momentum way before it got to the punchline.
Nobody Special December 16, 2005 18:12
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
At least he won't have to face the Astral Plane.
Fathead July 19, 2006 20:19
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Ouch. :-)
The Bard of Blasphemy November 24, 2006 01:28
First comment: 13 May, 2005 46 comments written
ha! that was double-plus-mega-great!
Hyoga December 28, 2006 15:01
First comment: 22 December, 2006 11 comments written
eheheh :)
Dudley is doomed!
Gedsaro March 4, 2007 06:37
First comment: 4 March, 2007 4 comments written
>too long...distil it down to 3 to 5 frames...lost momentum
>way before it got to the punchline.

Come on, grow a little attention span it doesn't take that long to read.
Fathead April 17, 2007 05:21
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Poor old Dudley.
Grognor April 17, 2007 05:22
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
That was an unavoidable accident and I apologize.
Kerta December 13, 2007 12:05
First comment: 12 December, 2007 72 comments written
Women are like unicorns, they kill when they see a fake.
hpp3 March 29, 2008 02:05
First comment: 21 November, 2007 38 comments written
Wait, how would he get to the surface with the amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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? Wouldn't he just go to the plane of earth?
Garnett June 2, 2009 22:49
First comment: 2 June, 2009 4 comments written
Clearly, Dudley has the Escape Patch installed.

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