Dudley's dungeon
Thursday, 15 December, 2005 |
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@ "So, you may laugh. But let me tell you, fetching groceries is far less annoying than..."
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@ "...digging your way down those dusty dungeons for some totally stupid to find--"
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@ "Who are you talking to, dear?" @ "Oh, no one, my princess. Come here."
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Your wife kisses you! You kiss you wife!
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@ "Dudley..." @ "Yes, my princess?"
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@ "You know it's our anniversary next month..."
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@ "Uhh. Of course! How could I forget that?"
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@ "Of course you wouldn't. Have you got a present for me already?"
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@ "A present? Umm... No, not actually."
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@ "I mean, I was thinking of asking what you'd like."
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@ "Really? Great! I know exactly what I want!" @ "And what is that, my princess?"
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@ "Yesterday, I heard about this really cool ..."
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Comments
Mikoangelo |
December 15, 2005 00:06
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First comment: 19 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
Hm.. Wierd... My name was on the preview :S
Anyways, I'm the author of the first message ^_^ |
Mikoangelo |
December 15, 2005 00:08
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First comment: 19 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
I give up on my browser :S
The original message was:
I hereby declare Nameless an Orcale replica.*
*Please look at yesterdays comments for more info. |
shel |
December 15, 2005 00:27
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First comment: 19 August, 2005 |
107 comments written |
/* don't you dare try to fool the gods */ |
Nameless |
December 15, 2005 01:11
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
Dude, I totaly said that yesterday. :-)
It's a sign. I should start writing some Dudley's Dungeons instead of just reading them all the time. |
Grey Knight |
December 15, 2005 16:23
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First comment: 20 October, 2005 |
116 comments written |
An invisible choir sings, and you are bathed in radiance. --More--
You ascend to the status of Safe For Another Year. |
Urkadur |
December 15, 2005 16:51
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First comment: 15 December, 2005 |
3 comments written |
Although really, would she notice if it was a cheap plastic imitation? |
Grey Knight |
December 15, 2005 17:40
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First comment: 20 October, 2005 |
116 comments written |
Urkadur
> Although really, would she notice if it was a cheap
> plastic imitation?
Trust me. They have a special sense for these things. |
maheshjr2000 |
December 15, 2005 20:37
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First comment: 9 February, 2005 |
22 comments written |
that was hilarious!
on a side note i got my first 10k score in nethack! |
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December 16, 2005 02:24
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
too long...distil it down to 3 to 5 frames...lost momentum way before it got to the punchline. |
Nobody Special |
December 16, 2005 18:12
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First comment: 8 June, 2005 |
118 comments written |
At least he won't have to face the Astral Plane. |
Fathead |
July 19, 2006 20:19
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Ouch. :-) |
The Bard of Blasphemy |
November 24, 2006 01:28
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First comment: 13 May, 2005 |
46 comments written |
ha! that was double-plus-mega-great! |
Hyoga |
December 28, 2006 15:01
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First comment: 22 December, 2006 |
11 comments written |
eheheh :)
Dudley is doomed! |
Gedsaro |
March 4, 2007 06:37
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First comment: 4 March, 2007 |
4 comments written |
>too long...distil it down to 3 to 5 frames...lost momentum
>way before it got to the punchline.
Come on, grow a little attention span it doesn't take that long to read. |
Fathead |
April 17, 2007 05:21
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Poor old Dudley. |
Grognor |
April 17, 2007 05:22
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
That was an unavoidable accident and I apologize. |
Kerta |
December 13, 2007 12:05
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First comment: 12 December, 2007 |
72 comments written |
Women are like unicorns, they kill when they see a fake. |
hpp3 |
March 29, 2008 02:05
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First comment: 21 November, 2007 |
38 comments written |
Wait, how would he get to the surface with the ? Wouldn't he just go to the plane of earth?
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Garnett |
June 2, 2009 22:49
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First comment: 2 June, 2009 |
4 comments written |
Clearly, Dudley has the Escape Patch installed. |
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