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Tuesday, 13 December, 2005 by a fan
                    
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@ "Those Hollywood producers have got me thinking..."
                    
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@ "I mean, they may have a point in what they say."
                    
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@ "After all, I have got this shining armour."
                    
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@ "And a two-digit charisma level."
                    
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The black dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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bites you! You hit the black dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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! You kill the black dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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@ "And I slay dragons and stuff."
                    
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@ "But what do I get? Is there a princess waiting for me?"
                    
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@ "And I can't even keep it."


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Nameless December 13, 2005 01:07
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
LOL. The last panel was hilarious.
Nobody Special December 13, 2005 01:21
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
The sad truth of it is, in NetHack, quaffing from a fountainRest! This little Fountain runs
Thus for aye: -- It never stays
For the look of summer suns,
Nor the cold of winter days.
Whose'er shall wander near,
When the Syrian heat is worst,
Let him hither come, nor fear
Lest he may not slake his thirst:
He will find this little river
Running still, as bright as ever.
Let him drink, and onward hie,
Bearing but in thought, that I,
Erotas, bade the Naiad fall,
And thank the great god Pan for all!
        [ For a Fountain, by Bryan Waller Procter ]

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is truly insane and heroic.
GaryOlson December 13, 2005 05:11
First comment: 5 November, 2005 8 comments written
Been better if the amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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was called "archaic"
The Titanium Weasel December 13, 2005 08:51
First comment: 13 December, 2005 1 comments written
Yes! I love it! I AM GEEK, HEAR ME ROAR!!!
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"hey...where'd my dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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run off to?..<sniff>-smoke?..hmm wha-!> o-0
Grey Knight December 13, 2005 18:38
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
Anyone else notice that Dudley just killed a black dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
in one hit? o_O
  December 13, 2005 21:05
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Sad...
Luos December 13, 2005 21:06
First comment: 13 November, 2005 29 comments written
Ops! forgot the (nick)name
Nobody Special December 14, 2005 23:29
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
Actually, come to think of it, immortality isn't such a shabby reward, is it?
Fathead July 19, 2006 19:55
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Goodness sakes, that greedy Dudley....
Hyoga December 28, 2006 14:57
First comment: 22 December, 2006 11 comments written
It's a hard work, but someone (else) have to do it.
Fathead April 17, 2007 05:06
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Byah!
Grognor April 21, 2007 07:24
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Seems I missed one. Luckily, I found it.
Squeegy August 6, 2007 08:02
First comment: 6 August, 2007 17 comments written
Haha, very good comic.

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