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Friday, 18 November, 2005 by Daverd
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@ "I feel like these monsters are trying to tell me something." 
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Apply what? h - a blindfoldThe blindfolding was performed by binding a piece of the
yellowish linen whereof those of the Amahagger who condescended
to wear anything in particular made their dresses tightly round
the eyes. This linen I afterwards discovered was taken from the
tombs, and was not, as I had first supposed, of native
manufacture. The bandage was then knotted at the back of the
head, and finally brought down again and the ends bound under
the chin to prevent its slipping. Ustane was, by the way, also
blindfolded, I do not know why, unless it was from fear that she
should impart the secrets of the route to us.
        [ She, by H. Rider Haggard ]

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You can't see any more.
@ "Wait, what?" 
It hits! You die... 
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@ "Oh! Now I get it."
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Nesman November 18, 2005 00:31
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
A little bit predictable, but the mechanics wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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L November 18, 2005 13:12
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Ultimately, better than Dudley's Dungeon strip #2.
maheshjr2000 November 18, 2005 17:12
First comment: 9 February, 2005 22 comments written
that was nice!
Nameless November 19, 2005 06:29
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Yeah, it's been done before. Yeah, it's a pretty old joke. But it was excecuted pretty damn well.
shel November 19, 2005 10:32
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
No, no! It's German, for "the dudley".
Aaron November 19, 2005 19:40
First comment: 11 March, 2004 32 comments written
... if Dudley wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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stormy November 19, 2005 22:56
First comment: 9 July, 2005 44 comments written
shel, was your comment a reference to the simpsons episode where sideshow bob had 'die bart die' tattooed onto his chestDantes rapidly cleared away the earth around the chest. Soon
the center lock appeared, then the handles at each end, all
delicately wrought in the manner of that period when art made
precious even the basest of metals. He took the chest by the
two handles and tried to lift it, but it was impossible. He
tried to open it; it was locked. He inserted the sharp end
of his pickaxe between the chest and the lid and pushed down
on the handle. The lid creaked, then flew open.
Dantes was seized with a sort of giddy fever. He cocked his
gun and placed it beside him. The he closed his eyes like a
child, opened them and stood dumbfounded.
The chest was divided into three compartments. In the first
were shining gold coins. In the second, unpolished gold
ingots packed in orderly stacks. From the third compartment,
which was half full, Dantes picked up handfuls of diamonds,
pearls and rubies. As they fell through his fingers in a
glittering cascade, they gave forth the sound of hail beating
against the windowpanes.
        [ The Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexandre Dumas ]

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shel November 20, 2005 18:52
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
yup
Robert Barber, Hamuchan Knight January 2, 2006 23:14
First comment: 31 December, 2005 17 comments written
Dudley, did you have a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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Fathead July 18, 2006 21:27
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
"The Bart"?
Grognor April 16, 2007 10:14
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
It's better than comic #2 because it can actually happen. But not likely.
Quint Sakugarne January 2, 2008 04:30
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Massive, massive win.
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