Dudley's dungeon
Tuesday, 25 October, 2005 |
by L |
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G "Greetings, With The here. Have you any last requests?"
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@ "How can you do this, GWTWOD? How can you justify your work ethically?"
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@ "Let's look at this from a Kantian deontological standpoint."
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@ "The Cate- gorical Imperative means that the moral worth of an action is based on motive."
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@ "As your motive is purely self-interest, you don't have any moral grounds for killing me."
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G "True, true. However, young scallywag, I follow a utilitarian ethical system."
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G "Although I may be acting purely within my own self-interest..."
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G "By not killing you it is inevitable that you will go on to kill several hundred monsters."
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G "Also, your ultimate goal is to place absolute power within the domain of a ..."
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G "...who is only representative of approximately 30% of the world's creatures."
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G "Thus, a major loss by you is offset by several gains by others."
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G "And another thing."
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G "I gots me a O' friggin , fool! think I'm NOT gonna use it!?"
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| Dudley |
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| owned |
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@ "Hmm... now that I think about it, your case is pretty compelling."
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October 25, 2005 00:17
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
That was frickin' hilarious!
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Nobody Special |
October 25, 2005 00:28
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First comment: 8 June, 2005 |
118 comments written |
Dudley's a ? This is new. I think.
The , however, is forgetting the fact that PC's represent beings, while all NPC's only represent the computer, and a 's wants and needs > a computer's. The computer doesn't make a fuss if you pwn all three Riders ten times each, does it? |
Nobody Special |
October 25, 2005 00:31
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First comment: 8 June, 2005 |
118 comments written |
Actually, come to think of it, he could be a . |
Kernigh |
October 25, 2005 01:58
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
"Mediocre". It would be "Excellent" except for the second-to-last panel. |
Garbled |
October 25, 2005 07:40
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First comment: 20 September, 2005 |
12 comments written |
Second to last panel was hysterical. The gets his chance to star. :) |
shel |
October 25, 2005 10:50
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First comment: 19 August, 2005 |
107 comments written |
ye-es |
jemarch |
October 25, 2005 11:37
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First comment: 10 October, 2005 |
14 comments written |
great! |
Grey Knight |
October 25, 2005 13:28
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First comment: 20 October, 2005 |
116 comments written |
I liked it! ^_^ |
Aaron |
October 25, 2005 16:30
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First comment: 11 March, 2004 |
32 comments written |
Was the class chosen for its short deity names? |
scorion |
November 6, 2005 20:11
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First comment: 6 November, 2005 |
1 comments written |
A good example of how these cartoons can be quite funny.. although, one would have to have some base knowledge in ethics to fully understand this one. |
Fathead |
July 18, 2006 20:48
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Hum? Where did G get his barcharts? |
1338h4x |
September 24, 2006 16:17
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First comment: 19 September, 2006 |
102 comments written |
Awesome. L, you just get funnier and funnier. |
Grognor |
April 16, 2007 09:15
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Awesome. L, you're not even gonna read this. |
Squeegy |
August 6, 2007 07:07
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First comment: 6 August, 2007 |
17 comments written |
Hahaha, very compelling case. |
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