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Dudley's dungeon -- Friday, 21 October, 2005

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Friday, 21 October, 2005 by L
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@ "Ooh yeah... yeah, just right there... ah, that's the stuff..."
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Knock, knock!
@ "Darnit! The Ritual of the Daily Footrub can NOT be interrupted!"
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@ "Pretend we're not home! Or something! Make him go away! Improvise!"
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& "You work the left foot while I work the right."
@ "Uhh, okay."
@ "Mmmm... ah..."


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shel October 21, 2005 10:34
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
This is probably the oddest thing I have ever seen, ever.
Grey Knight October 21, 2005 13:08
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
I think this one kind of ruins the flow, as well as being highly disturbing...
  October 21, 2005 23:47
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Dion, come back! We miss your comics.
Kernigh October 22, 2005 04:47
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
No footrub Google ads?
Emma October 22, 2005 13:39
First comment: 22 October, 2005 4 comments written
No... but an 'overcome sexual abuse' advert. Disturbing.
L October 22, 2005 15:43
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
What?
...
There are only a few imaginative possibilities for solving the situation where the barbed devilBarbed devils lack any real special abilities, though they
are quite difficult to kill.

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must keep Dudley preoccupied and continue foot#rubbing the high priest[...] For the two priests were talking exactly like priests,
piously, with learning and leisure, about the most aerial
enigmas of theology. The little Essex priest spoke the more
simply, with his round face turned to the strengthening stars;
the other talked with his head bowed, as if he were not even
worthy to look at them. But no more innocently clerical
conversation could have been heard in any white Italian cloister
or black Spanish cathedral. The first he heard was the tail of
one of Father Brown's sentences, which ended: "... what they
really meant in the Middle Ages by the heavens being
incorruptible." The taller priest nodded his bowed head and
said: "Ah, yes, these modern infidels appeal to their reason;
but who can look at those millions of worlds and not feel that
there may well be wonderful universes above us where reason is
utterly unreasonable?"
        [ The Innocence of Father Brown, by G.K. Chesterton ]

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(ess).

This one is "order Dudley to assist."
L October 23, 2005 14:10
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Oh, wait a second. I just noticed you can't tell who's rubbing whose feet in the last panel.

...Goshdarnit! Why don't you guys ever mention these things?!
Nobody Special October 23, 2005 18:48
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
I think it's pretty clear, actually. I guess you could have set it up like this:

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but it's not really necessary.
Grey Knight October 23, 2005 22:47
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
Pretty clear, but still weird ;-)

PS: I've submitted a comic! Hope it gets posted...
Fathead July 18, 2006 20:44
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Not yet, anyhow....
khearn January 18, 2007 23:53
First comment: 16 January, 2007 15 comments written
You know, I'm not really sure I'd want a footrub from a barbed devilBarbed devils lack any real special abilities, though they
are quite difficult to kill.

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Grognor April 16, 2007 09:12
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Kill them all.
  January 22, 2009 18:58
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Fun with Google Ads:
The Hope of Survivors
Hope and healing for victims of pastoral sexual abuse.

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