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Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 13 October, 2005

Dudley's dungeon

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Thursday, 13 October, 2005 by L
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@ "Nine hundred and twenty-five, nine hundred and twenty-six, nine hundred and twenty-seven..."


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Nobody Special October 13, 2005 02:52
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
Funny, I always got the impression that vault guards are pretty stupid. They ask you your name, and even shopkeepers know that!
Nameless October 13, 2005 03:02
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Another big LOL for L.
Kernigh October 13, 2005 03:38
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Instead of pressing "1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1," you could use ":"
I thought only Dudley would fear ":"
jemarch October 13, 2005 13:24
First comment: 10 October, 2005 14 comments written
Great!
Beowulf October 13, 2005 23:57
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
I like sometimes like playing chaotic just so I have an excuse to kill those guards with a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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Fathead July 18, 2006 20:36
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
I likes it!
blakyoshi7 August 2, 2006 19:54
First comment: 26 June, 2006 7 comments written
As well as being stupid, the guards have a horrible memory. If you go in the exact same vault twice, the guardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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won't remember you even after you tell him your name!
Grognor April 16, 2007 09:00
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Ha~!

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