Dudley's dungeon
Tuesday, 6 September, 2005 |
by L |
Hello Dudley,
welcome to NetHack!
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@ "Wait, killed by a ?!"
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@ "I've heard of really stupid YASDs, but that's absolutely impossible!"
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@ "They don't even have any hit dice! They're incapable of harming me!"
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Click! The triggers something. You are hit by a ! You die...
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Nameless |
September 6, 2005 03:38
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
Meh. Not that great. The joke could have been could if it has been presented in better circumstances. |
Kernigh |
September 6, 2005 05:05
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
Is it intentional that the trap killed Dudley without moving the ? That never happens in NetHack.
The comic I made for Dudley has him die on a trap but produce a gravestone, which the spoilers claim is impossible. That is among why I never submitted it. |
Megana |
September 6, 2005 12:29
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First comment: 10 January, 2005 |
18 comments written |
I find it funny that the closer the comic resembles the real world (we all know nethack is real and this one is only a game, right? :p), the more people seem to be bothered by inconsistencies.
Just compare the comments to yesterdays obituary to those of two days ago. |
L |
September 6, 2005 13:59
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
Look, in NetHack, as soon as you're killed by a , the game doesn't bother drawing the rest of the 's path. I have confirmed this. |
Aaron |
September 6, 2005 15:31
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First comment: 11 March, 2004 |
32 comments written |
I like this one :) |
Larnde Solen |
September 6, 2005 20:00
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First comment: 18 February, 2005 |
14 comments written |
I think it's pretty funny. The RNG has a grudge big enough that it will bend the rules of Nethack to get Dudley. |
Kernigh |
September 6, 2005 22:26
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
L is right. NetHack draws the on the square next to you when you are hit. Also, it is possible to seduce nymphs and steal from leprechauns. |
Fathead |
July 18, 2006 19:09
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
It's the "sudden " thing that tickles me.... |
Grognor |
April 16, 2007 07:58
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
The misses the . The hits the . --More--
The is killed! The inherits all your possessions. --More--
The grows on your gravestone. Your hits the . --More--
The hits your ! Your is destroyed! --More--
Your spirit has evaporated. --More--
You you want your possessions identified? y/n (y)
Nothing. The stole all your stuff. |
Kerta |
December 13, 2007 10:22
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First comment: 12 December, 2007 |
72 comments written |
Cursed genocide scrolls generate some interesting messages while hallucinating. Sent in some archaeologists always happens when you read it.
The Invid touches you. The Klingon touches you. The Luggage touches you. The rodent of unusual size touches you. The touches you. The mother-in-law touches you. The Vorlon touches you. The pushmi-pullyu touches you. The master touches you. (I know it doesn't exist but you can see it while hallucinating!) You sacrifice the red corpse. Your sacrifice sprouts wings and a propeller and roars away! The alter glows striped! |
Newtkiller |
November 19, 2008 12:49
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First comment: 28 October, 2008 |
127 comments written |
Just a thing : Shouldn't the be on the other side of the room? |
Newtkiller |
December 23, 2008 05:09
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First comment: 28 October, 2008 |
127 comments written |
just read the comments. Sorry. |
Newtkiller |
December 23, 2008 05:09
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First comment: 28 October, 2008 |
127 comments written |
just read the comments. Sorry. |
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