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Dudley's dungeon -- Tuesday, 2 August, 2005

Dudley's dungeon

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Tuesday, 2 August, 2005 by Jacek Dobrzyniecki
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Average rating: Good
Number of ratings: 13

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Kernigh August 2, 2005 00:32
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Dudley, next time do not use newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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corpse (or anything you killed) to make flesh golemWith an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected
the instruments of life around me, that I might infuse a spark
of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet. It was
already one in the morning; the rain pattered dismally against
the panes, and my candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the
glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow
eye of the creature open; it breathed hard, and a convulsive
motion agitated its limbs.

How can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe, or how
delineate the wretch whom with such infinite pains and care I
had endeavoured to form? His limbs were in proportion, and I
had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful!--Great God!
His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and
arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and
flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances
only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that
seemed almost of the same colour as the dun white sockets in
which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight
black lips.
        [ Frankenstein, by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley ]

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. Here, I will toss scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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of taming to you. Actually, I have no knowledge of how tossing things to Dudley, and I have no scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
of taming. I would summon a mind flayerThis creature has a humanoid body, tentacles around its
covered mouth, and three long fingers on each hand. Mind
flayers are telepathic, and love to devour intelligent beings,
especially humans. If they hit their victim with a tentacle,
the mind flayer will slowly drain it of all intelligence,
eventually killing its victim.

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, but one stupid adventurer genocided them again.
Mantar August 2, 2005 01:26
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
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L August 2, 2005 11:32
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Unexpectedly good.
Plague August 2, 2005 23:18
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Hmm... interesting.
5 - Good,
5 - excellent.
Avg. rating: Excelent
Dion August 3, 2005 08:30
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
Hmm... Second time someone complains about my rounding. ((5*4 + 5*5)/10 + 0.5) / 2 = 5.0, which means Excellent.
(I used to round down in all cases, now I round up from .5 on.)
In reality, I cannot decide in this case. The easiest way out for me would be to add a vote...
stormy August 5, 2005 15:48
First comment: 9 July, 2005 44 comments written
that makes 2.5...
Dion August 6, 2005 12:02
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
Oops, skip that last / 2... Just add .5 and round down to the nearest integer.
Kernigh September 14, 2005 02:40
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
6 - good
4 - excellent
I seem not to remember rating this comic before.
  June 20, 2006 21:48
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
but why Plop?
Fathead July 19, 2006 23:55
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Wait! Rename it, QUICK !!
Grognor April 15, 2007 10:06
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Haha.

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