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Dudley's dungeon -- Tuesday, 22 March, 2005

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Tuesday, 22 March, 2005 by Christopher Allan Webber
                    
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@ "Father! I have failed you!"
                    
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@ Apply frisbee
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 |Dudley committed| 
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Violist March 22, 2005 09:10
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Go team frisbee! Y'know, if you (a)pplied a daggerIs this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.
[ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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to the edges of one, you'd get a serviceable spinning slicing thing...
Cafard March 22, 2005 10:37
First comment: 22 March, 2005 1 comments written
I was so pumped up by this strip that i kicked my mother in the mouth!
Plague March 22, 2005 13:06
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Ok, back to the mental hospital...
L March 22, 2005 16:41
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Explanation, please!
czi March 22, 2005 16:44
First comment: 24 January, 2005 4 comments written
Bwahaha totally insane and fun :D

As explanation I can only say: http://www.realultimatepower.net/
D March 22, 2005 22:17
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
Is that site a joke?
Beowulf March 23, 2005 01:29
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
Yes of course it's a joke. (and a pretty good one at that)
nothingxs March 23, 2005 10:31
First comment: 21 July, 2004 13 comments written
Ninjas are totally awesome because they flip out and kill people. Ninjas are mammals.
L June 23, 2005 09:56
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
This comic was so obscure, my head a splode.
Plague July 22, 2005 21:26
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
L, homestarrunner.com has devoured your intelligence
(Master mind flayers have tentacled thee)
Aeschylus February 23, 2006 03:50
First comment: 2 December, 2005 22 comments written
Wow... how long has it been since I've been to Real Ultimate Power?
3 years. It has been 3 years.
Fathead April 27, 2006 04:29
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
That was so stupid, I...died laughing. Weird, isn't it.
Donut Lord December 1, 2006 23:41
First comment: 1 December, 2006 26 comments written
I was so pumped up by this strip I bumped heads with my dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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and something I forget happened! Look on the site... Either way Ninjas>everything
Donut Lord December 1, 2006 23:47
First comment: 1 December, 2006 26 comments written
I was so pumped up by this strip I bumped heads with my dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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and something I forget happened! Look on the site... Either way Ninjas>everything
Grognor April 12, 2007 05:04
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
MonkOne day, an army general invited the Buddhist monk I-Hsiu
(literally, "One Rest") to his military head office for a
dinner. I-Hsiu was not accustomed to wearing luxurious
clothings and so he just put on an old ordinary casual
robe to go to the military base. To him, "form is void".

As he approached the base, two soldiers appeared before him
and shouted, "Where does this beggar came from? Identify
yourself! You do not have permission to be around here!"

"My name is I-Hsiu Dharma Master. I am invited by your
general for a supper."

The two soldiers examined the monk closely and said, "You
liar. How come my general invites such a shabby monk to
dinner? He invites the very solemn venerable I-Hsiu to our
base for a great ceremony today, not you. Now, get out!"

I-Hsiu was unable to convince the soldiers that he was
indeed the invited guest, so he returned to the temple
and changed to a very formal solemn ceremonial robe for
the dinner. And as he returned to the military base, the
soldiers observed that he was such a great Buddhist monk,
let him in with honour.

At the dinner, I-Hsiu sat in front of the table full of
food but, instead of putting the food into his month, he
picked up the food with his chopsticks and put it into
his sleeves. The general was curious, and whispered to
him, "This is very embarrassing. Do you want to take
some food back to the temple? I will order the cook to
prepare some take out orders for you." "No" replied the
monk. "When I came here, I was not allowed into the
base by your soldiers until I wear this ceremonial robe.
You do not invite me for a dinner. You invite my robe.
Therefore, my robe is eating the food, not me."
        [ Dining with a General - a Zen Buddhism Koan ]

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> NinjaThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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.

And I'm prepared to argue my point passionately until nothing makes sense anymore!
HK June 20, 2007 21:28
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
GO TEAM (!
TK August 12, 2007 20:45
First comment: 11 August, 2007 69 comments written
Actually, pirate>ninjaThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.


My band director is a pirate...

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