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' "I wonder if he's learned about string theory?"


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Mayhem February 18, 2005 00:25
First comment: 18 February, 2005 1 comments written
Mmm, superstring theory. I wonder if Dudley could time travel with a few loops of it?
Nameless February 18, 2005 01:36
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Master Quantum MechanicThese creatures are not native to this universe; they seem
to have strangely derived powers, and unknown motives.

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?
Plague February 18, 2005 03:06
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Nice pun :) is this the same Dudley? The guy I knew was dumb as a rockBilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something.
He could not get up at the brutes and he had nothing to shoot
with; but looking about he saw that in this place there were
many stones lying in what appeared to be a now dry little
watercourse. Bilbo was a pretty fair shot with a stone, and
it did not take him long to find a nice smooth egg-shaped one
that fitted his hand cosily. As a boy he used to practise
throwing stones at things, until rabbits and squirrels, and
even birds, got out of his way as quick as lightning if they
saw him stoop; and even grownup he had still spent a deal of
his time at quoits, dart-throwing, shooting at the wand,
bowls, ninepins and other quiet games of the aiming and
throwing sort - indeed he could do lots of things, besides
blowing smoke-rings, asking riddles and cooking, that I
haven't time to tell you about. There is no time now. While
he was picking up stones, the spider had reached Bombur, and
soon he would have been dead. At that moment Bilbo threw.
The stone struck the spider plunk on the head, and it dropped
senseless off the tree, flop to the ground, with all its legs
curled up.
        [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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. (I prefer twistor theory personally)
Irashtar February 18, 2005 04:03
First comment: 17 February, 2005 19 comments written
If its in the name of humor, he knows all.
If its in the name of humor, he knows none.
Larnde Solen February 18, 2005 19:27
First comment: 18 February, 2005 14 comments written
You know, I've always thought quantum mechanics should be able to change your shape as well as your position...
good to know I'm not alone.
Cetra February 18, 2005 20:06
First comment: 28 June, 2004 38 comments written
No, no. String and twister theory are both complete lunacy.
Jello theory is the king.
And no, I have no idea what I'm talking about, but remember: With me, that's the standard, rather than the exception.
Mantar February 18, 2005 23:20
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Cetra: Wow! You should be a cable news pundit. You've got the qualifications down pat. ^_^
Luinegaladh February 19, 2005 22:16
First comment: 8 February, 2005 5 comments written
Mantar: Just cable news? With qualifications like that, Cetra could be the president of the United States of America!
Violist February 20, 2005 06:21
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
And a point to team Luinegaladh! Actually, I feel that quantum mechanics should have about a 1% chance of instakill on a damage-dealing hit, since they can change the strangeness of your elementary particles and thus change the lifespan...

Total crap, I know.. but I like technobabble :)
Luinegaladh February 20, 2005 17:19
First comment: 8 February, 2005 5 comments written
Violist: /me bows

And I agree. :D Except, I think that if a Quantum MechanicThese creatures are not native to this universe; they seem
to have strangely derived powers, and unknown motives.

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actually does kill you, it'll be because she (he? it?) shifted your particles into the spaces between the particles of a wall.

Or right in front of a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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.

Of course, that last case is reserved for special people. Like Dudley.
Judebert April 15, 2005 17:39
First comment: 15 April, 2005 8 comments written
Just what we need: another instadeath.

Seems to me that instead of being instakilled by a Quantum MechanicThese creatures are not native to this universe; they seem
to have strangely derived powers, and unknown motives.

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, you should be immediately imprisoned in a box with a 50/50 chance of dying as soon as you open it.

That way you have a chance of finding a way out without opening the box.

You polymorph into a catWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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! Your armor falls to the floor. --More--
The Quantum MechanicThese creatures are not native to this universe; they seem
to have strangely derived powers, and unknown motives.

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puts you in a box. --More--
You are in a box.
L June 23, 2005 09:42
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
You are both alive and dead.
Fathead April 20, 2006 03:47
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
You see a grave"Who'd care to dig 'em," said the old, old man,
"Those six feet marked in chalk?
Much I talk, more I walk;
Time I were buried," said the old, old man.
        [ Three Songs to the Same Tune, by W.B. Yeats ]

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:

"Dudley the catWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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, REST IN PEACE. Killed by box."

You move on....
Grognor April 8, 2007 04:42
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Quantum-

BOOM

Grognor's head has exploded.
HK June 20, 2007 20:00
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Will Grognor ever stop exploding?
Grognor July 15, 2007 11:26
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
No I will never stop explo-
BOOM

You know what happened.
Newt King September 23, 2007 15:31
First comment: 23 September, 2007 2 comments written
Is Grognor a Bob-omb?
Quint Sakugarne January 1, 2008 07:38
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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King: probably. He fell back onto the screen after exploding and falling off the screen. Y'know, the screen-looping thingy.
Melnor the Mad March 3, 2008 23:17
First comment: 19 February, 2008 23 comments written
You see here a tombstone--- it says: "Here lies Dudley, killed and/or left alive by a box"
Melnor the Mad March 3, 2008 23:23
First comment: 19 February, 2008 23 comments written
Or maybe there should be a new possible death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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made. If you're in a town and someone comes across you while you're paralyzed or if you've been hit with puffer fish poison, they'll put in a coffin and bury you underground! And if you came out of the grave"Who'd care to dig 'em," said the old, old man,
"Those six feet marked in chalk?
Much I talk, more I walk;
Time I were buried," said the old, old man.
        [ Three Songs to the Same Tune, by W.B. Yeats ]

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within site of someone, the town would either flee in terror or try to kill you(supposing you even made it out of the grave"Who'd care to dig 'em," said the old, old man,
"Those six feet marked in chalk?
Much I talk, more I walk;
Time I were buried," said the old, old man.
        [ Three Songs to the Same Tune, by W.B. Yeats ]

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)
Newtkiller January 6, 2009 21:29
First comment: 28 October, 2008 127 comments written
Cool idea. In Slash'em there's this Monster called genetical engineer which actually causes polymorph. Great polymorph form to tame death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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, since it is not affected by MR.

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