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Tuesday, 15 February, 2005 by Sedge
                    
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h a humanoidHumanoids are all approximately the size of a human, and may
be mistaken for one at a distance. They are usually of a
tribal nature, and will fiercely defend their lairs. Usually
hostile, they may even band together to raid and pillage
human settlements.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. (mind flayerThis creature has a humanoid body, tentacles around its
covered mouth, and three long fingers on each hand. Mind
flayers are telepathic, and love to devour intelligent beings,
especially humans. If they hit their victim with a tentacle,
the mind flayer will slowly drain it of all intelligence,
eventually killing its victim.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.) [seen: telepathy]
@ "I should just make it to the doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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The mind flayerThis creature has a humanoid body, tentacles around its
covered mouth, and three long fingers on each hand. Mind
flayers are telepathic, and love to devour intelligent beings,
especially humans. If they hit their victim with a tentacle,
the mind flayer will slowly drain it of all intelligence,
eventually killing its victim.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. hits. The mind flayerThis creature has a humanoid body, tentacles around its
covered mouth, and three long fingers on each hand. Mind
flayers are telepathic, and love to devour intelligent beings,
especially humans. If they hit their victim with a tentacle,
the mind flayer will slowly drain it of all intelligence,
eventually killing its victim.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.'s tentacles suck you! Your brain is eaten! 
                    
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@ "Wha... how.. huh?" 
                    
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h "My dear, good man, does the name 'Heisenberg' hold any meaning for you?"
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Average rating: Good
Number of ratings: 14

Comments

Violist February 15, 2005 02:40
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Ah, explorer uncertainty...
Edwin February 15, 2005 06:12
First comment: 15 February, 2005 1 comments written
Dammit Sedge...alright, nice job.
nethacker February 15, 2005 08:43
First comment: 13 January, 2005 13 comments written
Who is Heisenberg?
Zeddi February 15, 2005 08:53
First comment: 5 June, 2004 80 comments written
Something to do with quantum teleportation maybe?
Schnee February 15, 2005 09:06
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
nethacker: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heisenberg
Schnee February 15, 2005 15:58
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
Sucky comic, BTW.
Matt M P February 15, 2005 18:17
First comment: 13 October, 2004 23 comments written
The answer is of course no. The name Heisenberg would mean nothing to him now that his brain has been eaten.
freshme@ February 15, 2005 19:43
First comment: 4 January, 2005 67 comments written
Okay, I think I get it. Dudley knew where the mindflayer was, but he couldn't precisely predict where it was going to be.
  February 16, 2005 03:21
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Yeah. You can measure a particle's location, or it's velocity, but not both at the same time. Granted that's for subatomic particles, and midnflayers are a lot bigger, but hey.
  June 3, 2005 01:06
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Technically it's the same for the big guys too.

You just can't tell exactly where they are and how fast they're going at the same time.
tracer June 22, 2005 23:07
First comment: 22 June, 2005 32 comments written
It's not as though Heisenberg hasn't made an appearance in NetHack before. Viz.:

"The quantum mechanicThese creatures are not native to this universe; they seem
to have strangely derived powers, and unknown motives.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. hits! --MORE--
Your position suddenly seems very uncertain!"
L June 23, 2005 09:39
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
In the third panel, Dudley should have said "Wha? How'd you get here so fast?"
That would've upgraded my rating to Fair.
lwm September 30, 2005 06:13
First comment: 30 September, 2005 3 comments written
This needs at least one physics person who got the joke voting on it!
Fathead April 20, 2006 03:39
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
He's so...uncertain.
Gw /oPoly October 18, 2006 23:30
First comment: 18 October, 2006 1 comments written
Every mind flayerThis creature has a humanoid body, tentacles around its
covered mouth, and three long fingers on each hand. Mind
flayers are telepathic, and love to devour intelligent beings,
especially humans. If they hit their victim with a tentacle,
the mind flayer will slowly drain it of all intelligence,
eventually killing its victim.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. should sound like that.
didley March 9, 2007 16:18
First comment: 9 March, 2007 1 comments written
LOL - saw an archery comic like this once: "Ah, well, Mr Heisenberg, I knew exactly how fast my arrowI shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
Could not follow it in its flight.

I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For who has sight so keen and strong
That it can follow the flight of song?

Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.
        [ The Arrow and the Song,
         by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. was travelling."
Grognor April 7, 2007 18:23
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I liked it.
HK June 20, 2007 19:52
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Gross one, Sedge.
Duncan September 29, 2008 02:33
First comment: 28 September, 2008 2 comments written
Clever. I approve.
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