Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 1 December, 2004

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Violist	December 1, 2004 01:09
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
Yes, pacifism with a punch, and not an alcoholic one either. Potions of booze make an excellent aid to diplomacy.
Zeddi	December 1, 2004 04:24
First comment: 5 June, 2004	80 comments written
A peaceful living and a decapitation... yes, this fits perfectly together :P great one btw.
acheron	December 2, 2004 00:00
First comment: 1 June, 2004	63 comments written
No need for violent ripping of heads... the new Vorpal"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought -- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. [ Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. Blade (TM) takes care of all your head removal needs with a quick snicker-snack.
Fathead	April 13, 2006 00:57
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
So much for pacifism....
Grognor	April 7, 2007 05:43
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Pacifism is dead.
HK	June 20, 2007 17:44
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
Irony is good (actually excellent).
Tesseract	November 26, 2007 01:43
First comment: 26 November, 2007	4 comments written
Marcus: It's like my father always said... You'll get much more with a kind word and a 2x4 than you will with just a kind word...
Sylverone	March 26, 2008 02:43
First comment: 26 March, 2008	15 comments written
"They say the WizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring, as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage. [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. will give you the amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness, greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice to have it?" "Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm. "And it can give you strength and courage." "That's better," said Cyril. "And virtue." "I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much interest. "And it can give you your heart's desire." "Now you're talking," said Robert. [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. if you ask really nicely."

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