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Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 1 December, 2004

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Wednesday, 1 December, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
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? "Why don't we all live together in harmony for a while..."
                    
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? "... and cease fighting. Let's all be friends!"
                    
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? "... and if you refuse, I'll rip your head off and cut you to pieces!"


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Violist December 1, 2004 01:09
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Yes, pacifism with a punch, and not an alcoholic one either. Potions of booze make an excellent aid to diplomacy.
Zeddi December 1, 2004 04:24
First comment: 5 June, 2004 80 comments written
A peaceful living and a decapitation... yes, this fits perfectly together :P

great one btw.
acheron December 2, 2004 00:00
First comment: 1 June, 2004 63 comments written
No need for violent ripping of heads... the new Vorpal"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
                        [ Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll ]

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Blade (TM) takes care of all your head removal needs with a quick snicker-snack.
Fathead April 13, 2006 00:57
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
So much for pacifism....
Grognor April 7, 2007 05:43
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Pacifism is dead.
HK June 20, 2007 17:44
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Irony is good (actually excellent).
Tesseract November 26, 2007 01:43
First comment: 26 November, 2007 4 comments written
Marcus: It's like my father always said... You'll get much more with a kind word and a 2x4 than you will with just a kind word...
Sylverone March 26, 2008 02:43
First comment: 26 March, 2008 15 comments written
"They say the WizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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will give you the amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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if you ask really nicely."

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