Dudley's dungeon -- Monday, 1 November, 2004

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Christopher	November 1, 2004 03:06
First comment: 10 May, 2004	30 comments written
Heh. I actually laughed out loud at that one and got a strange look from several nearby peers who didn't understand ASCII.
Robin	November 1, 2004 06:50
First comment: 1 November, 2004	2 comments written
If I wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. less like Dudley and more like (say) Marvin, I'd go for The Full Monty with bells on. Those who can, do; those who can't, run Tournaments. ;-) -robin
Elio	November 1, 2004 07:57
First comment: 10 September, 2004	9 comments written
ROTFL! This joke is one of the funniest!
Kernigh	July 11, 2005 04:00
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. Comics (11) http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20041027 Previous http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20041103 Next
Fathead	April 12, 2006 18:22
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Dude. What is it with all the newts?
Arienna	February 8, 2007 14:49
First comment: 8 February, 2007	8 comments written
Best comic yet! :D
Grognor	April 7, 2007 04:56
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnewt.
HK	June 6, 2007 05:48
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
eit_brad was once killed by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. (with the high score)!

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