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Violist	August 25, 2004 02:15
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
I rarely get lost, and even less frequently feel safe... :)
DollarD	August 25, 2004 02:22
First comment: 17 August, 2004	4 comments written
Hehehehehe. Dudley the touristThe road from Ankh-Morpork to Chrim is high, white and winding, a thirty-league stretch of potholes and half-buried rocks that spirals around mountains and dips into cool green valleys of citrus trees, crosses liana-webbed gorges on creaking rope bridges and is generally more picturesque than useful. Picturesque. That was a new word to Rincewind the wizard (BMgc, Unseen University [failed]). It was one of a number he had picked up since leaving the charred ruins of Ankh-Morpork. Quaint was another one. Picturesque meant -- he decided after careful observation of the scenery that inspired Twoflower to use the word -- that the landscape was horribly precipitous. Quaint, when used to describe the occasional village through which they passed, meant fever- ridden and tumbledown. Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant "idiot". [ The Colour of Magic, by Terry Pratchett ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., looking for all the interesting locals...
Robert Barber, Tamer of a Digital One	September 29, 2004 00:08
First comment: 28 September, 2004	64 comments written
I think that the navigation system became cursed as soon as Dudley picked it up!
Fathead	April 11, 2006 17:11
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Heh, that's a nymphA female creature from Roman and Greek mythology, the nymph occupied rivers, forests, ponds, etc. A nymph's beauty is beyond words: an ever-young woman with sleek figure and long, thick hair, radiant skin and perfect teeth, full lips and gentle eyes. A nymph's scent is delightful, and her long robe glows, hemmed with golden threads and embroidered with rainbow hues of unearthly magnificence. A nymph's demeanour is graceful and charming, her mind quick and witty. "Theseus felt her voice pulling him down into fathoms of sleep. The song was the skeleton of his dream, and the dream was full of terror. Demon girls were after him, and a bull- man was goring him. Everywhere there was blood. There was pain. There was fear. But his head was in the nymph's lap and her musk was about him, her voice weaving the dream. He knew then that she had been sent to tell him of something dreadful that was to happen to him later. Her song was a warning. But she had brought him a new kind of joy, one that made him see everything differently. The boy, who was to become a hero, suddenly knew then what most heroes learn later -- and some too late -- that joy blots suffering and that the road to nymphs is beset by monsters." [ The Minotaur by Bernard Evslin ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. for you....
Grognor	April 7, 2007 01:39
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Dudley's gonna die.
HK	June 5, 2007 23:30
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
DON'T TURN LEFT!!!
TK	August 12, 2007 01:38
First comment: 11 August, 2007	69 comments written
I just thought of something...if Dudley is pathetic enough to be killed by a NEWT(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., how does he keep running into liches? I thought there wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. algorithms to prevent you from encountering monsters too powerful for you to possibly handle
Grognor	September 8, 2007 23:52
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
TK, it's Dudley's terrible luck that repeatedly makes him run into chameleons. (that turn into liches and STAY liches) Or polymorph traps.
Kerta	December 12, 2007 15:06
First comment: 12 December, 2007	72 comments written
Cursed directs you to the strongest enemy in the level, uncursed to the stairs down, and blessed to the nearest item. I think this could work.
Kohkelxon	January 10, 2008 18:51
First comment: 8 January, 2008	52 comments written
A good idea Kerta.
Zarquil	October 4, 2008 06:54
First comment: 26 September, 2008	54 comments written
A useful tool that doesn't quite work the way I'd expect. Yeah, I hate your ideas. I can't wait for this to be implemented! :-D

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