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Thursday, 29 July, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
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@ "Lately I thought that these comics should be a little bit more bizarre."
                    
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@ "I read The Far Side the other day..."
                    
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@ "Okay, that's enough for now."


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Cetra July 29, 2004 19:55
First comment: 28 June, 2004 38 comments written
...Huh?
RickoniX July 30, 2004 17:33
First comment: 9 February, 2004 15 comments written
The joke is that it seemed like he was going to relate to you a Far Side comic, which are odd, but instead he merely expressed how odd it is to read one
Cetra July 30, 2004 18:08
First comment: 28 June, 2004 38 comments written
Oh. I thought it had something to do with his catWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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disappearing.
Coffe Zombie August 2, 2004 11:52
First comment: 2 August, 2004 3 comments written
A reference to Schrödinger's CatImagine a sealed container, so perfectly constructed that no
physical influence can pass either inwards or outwards across its
walls. Imagine that inside the container is a cat, and also a
device that can be triggered by some quantum event. If that event
takes place, then the device smashes a phial containing cyanide and
the cat is killed. If the event does not take place, the cat lives
on. In Schroedinger's original version, the quantum event was the
decay of a radioactive atom. ... To the outside observer, the cat
is indeed in a linear combination of being alive and dead, and only
when the container is finally opened would the cat's state vector
collapse into one or the other. On the other hand, to a (suitably
protected) observer inside the container, the cat's state-vector
would have collapsed much earlier, and the outside observer's
linear combination has no relevance.
        [ The Emperor's New Mind, by Roger Penrose ]

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? - nah...
Coffe Zombie August 2, 2004 11:54
First comment: 2 August, 2004 3 comments written
Make that "Schroedinger's CatImagine a sealed container, so perfectly constructed that no
physical influence can pass either inwards or outwards across its
walls. Imagine that inside the container is a cat, and also a
device that can be triggered by some quantum event. If that event
takes place, then the device smashes a phial containing cyanide and
the cat is killed. If the event does not take place, the cat lives
on. In Schroedinger's original version, the quantum event was the
decay of a radioactive atom. ... To the outside observer, the cat
is indeed in a linear combination of being alive and dead, and only
when the container is finally opened would the cat's state vector
collapse into one or the other. On the other hand, to a (suitably
protected) observer inside the container, the cat's state-vector
would have collapsed much earlier, and the outside observer's
linear combination has no relevance.
        [ The Emperor's New Mind, by Roger Penrose ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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"... (codepage mismatch)
Boronx October 15, 2004 19:29
First comment: 21 July, 2004 12 comments written
I think I get it. He's referring to the fact that Far Side has only 1 panel. He's gone too far...

Don't like the quiz at the bottom. Non-nethackers should be able to post!
Nesman January 5, 2005 04:19
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
The quiz is to keep out people that have no reason to post here, such as certain aol users.
L February 10, 2005 14:54
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
I post here just for the thrill of being quizzed.
My question was "Which character represents the walls of a room, possibly also open doors, but not a grave"Who'd care to dig 'em," said the old, old man,
"Those six feet marked in chalk?
Much I talk, more I walk;
Time I were buried," said the old, old man.
        [ Three Songs to the Same Tune, by W.B. Yeats ]

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?"
  September 14, 2005 03:10
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
I've never played nethack but I've gotten two out of three quizzes!
Banjooie March 23, 2006 04:37
First comment: 23 March, 2006 6 comments written
That's hilarious. You have to answer a nethack trivia question correctly to post. ..heck, that's the reason I posted.

Also: Farside FTW
Fathead April 6, 2006 00:42
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
heh, heh, heh,...

Uh, whar'd the catWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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go?
The Bard of Blasphemy May 1, 2006 12:44
First comment: 13 May, 2005 46 comments written
i don't get it either :(
Greg Tamnel December 8, 2006 17:44
First comment: 8 December, 2006 2 comments written
Apparently, to do the Schroedinger's catImagine a sealed container, so perfectly constructed that no
physical influence can pass either inwards or outwards across its
walls. Imagine that inside the container is a cat, and also a
device that can be triggered by some quantum event. If that event
takes place, then the device smashes a phial containing cyanide and
the cat is killed. If the event does not take place, the cat lives
on. In Schroedinger's original version, the quantum event was the
decay of a radioactive atom. ... To the outside observer, the cat
is indeed in a linear combination of being alive and dead, and only
when the container is finally opened would the cat's state vector
collapse into one or the other. On the other hand, to a (suitably
protected) observer inside the container, the cat's state-vector
would have collapsed much earlier, and the outside observer's
linear combination has no relevance.
        [ The Emperor's New Mind, by Roger Penrose ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
experiment, you need a bar of plutonium, a catWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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, a hammer and shards of glass. You put them all in a box. I forget the rest, but the catImagine a sealed container, so perfectly constructed that no
physical influence can pass either inwards or outwards across its
walls. Imagine that inside the container is a cat, and also a
device that can be triggered by some quantum event. If that event
takes place, then the device smashes a phial containing cyanide and
the cat is killed. If the event does not take place, the cat lives
on. In Schroedinger's original version, the quantum event was the
decay of a radioactive atom. ... To the outside observer, the cat
is indeed in a linear combination of being alive and dead, and only
when the container is finally opened would the cat's state vector
collapse into one or the other. On the other hand, to a (suitably
protected) observer inside the container, the cat's state-vector
would have collapsed much earlier, and the outside observer's
linear combination has no relevance.
        [ The Emperor's New Mind, by Roger Penrose ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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won't be happy.
Greg Tamnel December 8, 2006 17:46
First comment: 8 December, 2006 2 comments written
I stole that from somewhere, but I can't remember where.
tjf311@hotmail.com April 6, 2007 08:14
First comment: 6 April, 2007 4 comments written
Schroedinger's catImagine a sealed container, so perfectly constructed that no
physical influence can pass either inwards or outwards across its
walls. Imagine that inside the container is a cat, and also a
device that can be triggered by some quantum event. If that event
takes place, then the device smashes a phial containing cyanide and
the cat is killed. If the event does not take place, the cat lives
on. In Schroedinger's original version, the quantum event was the
decay of a radioactive atom. ... To the outside observer, the cat
is indeed in a linear combination of being alive and dead, and only
when the container is finally opened would the cat's state vector
collapse into one or the other. On the other hand, to a (suitably
protected) observer inside the container, the cat's state-vector
would have collapsed much earlier, and the outside observer's
linear combination has no relevance.
        [ The Emperor's New Mind, by Roger Penrose ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
experiment is total nonsense if you ask me, it makes sense and all on how to set it up and perform it, and i see what hes going at, but its just wrong, the cat would be dead or alive regardless of the knowledge of the outside world to the catImagine a sealed container, so perfectly constructed that no
physical influence can pass either inwards or outwards across its
walls. Imagine that inside the container is a cat, and also a
device that can be triggered by some quantum event. If that event
takes place, then the device smashes a phial containing cyanide and
the cat is killed. If the event does not take place, the cat lives
on. In Schroedinger's original version, the quantum event was the
decay of a radioactive atom. ... To the outside observer, the cat
is indeed in a linear combination of being alive and dead, and only
when the container is finally opened would the cat's state vector
collapse into one or the other. On the other hand, to a (suitably
protected) observer inside the container, the cat's state-vector
would have collapsed much earlier, and the outside observer's
linear combination has no relevance.
        [ The Emperor's New Mind, by Roger Penrose ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
's relative condition.
Grognor April 7, 2007 01:08
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I found Shroedinger's CatImagine a sealed container, so perfectly constructed that no
physical influence can pass either inwards or outwards across its
walls. Imagine that inside the container is a cat, and also a
device that can be triggered by some quantum event. If that event
takes place, then the device smashes a phial containing cyanide and
the cat is killed. If the event does not take place, the cat lives
on. In Schroedinger's original version, the quantum event was the
decay of a radioactive atom. ... To the outside observer, the cat
is indeed in a linear combination of being alive and dead, and only
when the container is finally opened would the cat's state vector
collapse into one or the other. On the other hand, to a (suitably
protected) observer inside the container, the cat's state-vector
would have collapsed much earlier, and the outside observer's
linear combination has no relevance.
        [ The Emperor's New Mind, by Roger Penrose ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
in Nethack, and I tamed it. I promptly died.
HK June 5, 2007 22:37
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Huh?
linkhyrule5 September 20, 2008 20:50
First comment: 20 September, 2008 3 comments written
To tjf311: That's what half the world thought. They (and you) are wrong. Physics does not always make sense!

Oh, and I think the joke was that simply reading Far Side is a joke.
Zarquil November 5, 2008 04:01
First comment: 26 September, 2008 54 comments written
I keep thinking of the bear with the "birthmark" :-D

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