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Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 24 March, 2004

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Wednesday, 24 March, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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 |   a grid bugThese electronically based creatures are not native to this
universe. They appear to come from a world whose laws of
motion are radically different from ours.

Tron looked to his mate and pilot. "I'm going to check on
the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for
grid bugs." Tron paced forward along the slender catwalk
that still seemed awfully insubstantial to Flynn, though he
knew it to be amazingly sturdy. He gazed after Tron, asking
himself what in the world a grid bug was, and hoping that the
beam connection -- to which he'd given no thought whatsoever
until this moment -- was healthy and sound."
[ Tron, novel by Brian Daley, story by Steven Lisberger ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
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eskimo March 25, 2004 08:45
First comment: 25 March, 2004 9 comments written
lol, I was away a few days so I read this first and then started from tuesday. Took me like 15 seconds to figure it out (only read the first two texts first).
cg March 20, 2005 12:25
First comment: 20 March, 2005 9 comments written
come on, grid bugThese electronically based creatures are not native to this
universe. They appear to come from a world whose laws of
motion are radically different from ours.

Tron looked to his mate and pilot. "I'm going to check on
the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for
grid bugs." Tron paced forward along the slender catwalk
that still seemed awfully insubstantial to Flynn, though he
knew it to be amazingly sturdy. He gazed after Tron, asking
himself what in the world a grid bug was, and hoping that the
beam connection -- to which he'd given no thought whatsoever
until this moment -- was healthy and sound."
[ Tron, novel by Brian Daley, story by Steven Lisberger ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
can't attack on an angle!
drachefly April 12, 2005 23:44
First comment: 12 April, 2005 9 comments written
The first two panels aren't adjacent in time either. So?
ihope April 22, 2005 02:18
First comment: 20 April, 2005 67 comments written
Did anybody read the one before this?
Fathead April 4, 2006 00:52
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
In a world where newts can kill that easily, I guess anything's possible.
Grognor April 4, 2007 21:58
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Continuation.
HK June 1, 2007 05:58
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
This one made me laugh.
The Last Samurai August 10, 2007 23:12
First comment: 10 August, 2007 15 comments written
YASD (Yet Another Stupid Death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
) lol
Zarquil September 27, 2008 06:48
First comment: 26 September, 2008 54 comments written
Tee hee hee.

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