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Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 26 February, 2004

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Thursday, 26 February, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
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You hit the shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
! The shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
shrieks. You hit the shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
! The shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
shrieks.
                    
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@ Apply duct tape.
In what direction? h
                    
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You hit the shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
! You hit the shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
! You hit the shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
! You hit the shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
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Comments

NuKe-SpEcIaLiSt March 2, 2004 16:19
First comment: 2 March, 2004 1 comments written
That comic was the first here that really made me laugh ^^
I still like it, although it is for sure the 6th time i see it...
Dion March 3, 2004 12:11
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
Thanks! Hope to make you laugh some more.
Lars December 2, 2004 12:00
First comment: 2 December, 2004 5 comments written
Yes, this was a good one. :-)
Aqualicy December 11, 2004 10:38
First comment: 11 December, 2004 4 comments written
Browsing through the archives, I still find this absolutely hilarious even after 7 or so times.
Nesman January 4, 2005 09:16
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
I'm new to NetHack, so I don't get a lot of these. This one caused people to look at me wondering what I'm laughing at.
cg March 20, 2005 12:16
First comment: 20 March, 2005 9 comments written
yes this is the funniest ;P
ihope April 22, 2005 01:52
First comment: 20 April, 2005 67 comments written
Hehe, I'm new too and I don't really get it... ah well.
L May 19, 2005 10:50
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Oh, I get it... He hits the shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
, but it doesn't shriek.
  May 26, 2005 00:43
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
OH I get it taped its mouth shut?

Aren't shriekers some kind of mushroom things?
ihope May 26, 2005 00:44
First comment: 20 April, 2005 67 comments written
I should 'remember me.'
_Xoft(o) September 19, 2005 21:40
First comment: 19 September, 2005 1 comments written
Wonderful. Just found this site yesterday and spent until 4am reading'em all.
This is the first strip that made me almost wet my pants with laughter...
Jem March 10, 2006 19:25
First comment: 10 March, 2006 2 comments written
Hahaha... I've wanted to do that so many times. ^^
Fathead April 3, 2006 18:23
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Shriekers always have been an ironic nuisance. They can't hurt you in any way, but then they...

Wait, I'll just let you read their description
Jason May 23, 2006 19:46
First comment: 23 May, 2006 3 comments written
Hilarious :)
poergoe June 4, 2006 19:36
First comment: 4 June, 2006 3 comments written
Aargh, too much of these duct tape jokes :I
Grognor April 4, 2007 21:11
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Again, hilarious.
HK June 1, 2007 05:26
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
I agree with poergoe.
Ib July 31, 2007 10:11
First comment: 31 July, 2007 12 comments written
@ Apply towelThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say
on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing
an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great
practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as
you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie
on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus
V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it
beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of
Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down down the slow heavy
River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it
round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze
of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly
stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't
see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can
wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of
course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean
enough.
        [ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
         by Douglas Adams ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
.
In what direction? h
You stuff the towelThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say
on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing
an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great
practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as
you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie
on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus
V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it
beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of
Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down down the slow heavy
River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it
round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze
of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly
stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't
see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can
wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of
course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean
enough.
        [ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
         by Douglas Adams ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
into the shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
's mouth.
Muad August 22, 2007 20:17
First comment: 22 August, 2007 3 comments written
Ah, duct tape. It just gets better the more you use it!
Wazootyman September 11, 2007 15:16
First comment: 11 September, 2007 4 comments written
Also the first to elicit an actual out-loud chuckle from me.

Bloody shriekers.
Rarus November 7, 2008 00:36
First comment: 7 November, 2008 1 comments written
I still can't get over "The ShriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
shrieks."

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