Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 25 January, 2008 by Quint Sakugarne
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@ "Hmm...a fork. I'll take the north path, and see where it goes."
The white unicorn   
butts! The white    
unicorn kicks!      
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@ "Aaaahhhh!!!" *flees*
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@ *running* "(huff, huff, pant, pant) That thing was fast!"
You hit the floating
eye. --More--       
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@ "Oh crap..."
You are frozen by   
the floating eye's  
gaze! --More--      
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@ "$#&%!"
The imp hits! The   
hill orc hits! The  
hill orc hits!      
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@ "Ow! Ow! Ow! At least my dog can come help out..."
The yellow light    
explodes! You are   
blinded by the      
flash. --More--     
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@ "Oh, that just sucks.
It hits! It hits! It
hits! It bites! It  
bites! You die...   
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@ "Okay, what kind of stupid conspiracy was behind ganging up on me this time?"
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |killed by vowels| 
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 |    *  *  *     | 
 /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/| 
As a sidenote, I recently learned that patience is an important virtue in success at Nethack.


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